Well I know now
Watermelon
Lol I had to google it
?????
children
Yes?
That’s right
I’m a child
Who isn’t really a child age wise
But you know
why
@ThatBackgroundSlytherin, Sly, can I adopt the kids too? They need help
this in no way implies a romantic relationship
they just need a mom, I decided that
Wait wat did I do that makes me need a mom?
I don't need help I'm stable
chokes on air yes very stable I don’t need a mom
you didn't know where santa fe was
Yeet
I'm the mom friend in my group 75% of the time
time to bring my talents to notebook.ai
anybody need snacks?
Hey at least I knew Santa Fe wasn't where santa lived, that's what my 16 year old babysitter when I was six thought it was
And yes snacks sound wonderful
great I have homemade cookies
would you like butterscotch chip, oatmeal raisin, or chocolate chip
Chocolate chip please
Here you go!!! hands you two choco chip cookies
I have raisins I'm trying to feed to birds but whenever they come near me and I move to grab the raisins they fly away
accepts cookies thank
I have raisins I'm trying to feed to birds but whenever they come near me and I move to grab the raisins they fly away
nice
They are cute birds
There's a small black bird
There a bird with a round body and brown wings with white and black specks
I LOVE ALL DA BIRDS
birb
Holy hell im at the pool and my dads on his way he said he's gonna come wearing a speedo
I swear to Lucifer if he shows up in a speedo I'm going to die underneath the picnic table
That was weird sorry
Good news I don't have to die under the picnic table
Thank goodness.
That's v good
If one of my kids died on my first day being a mom, I'd be a terrible mom
That wouldn't be good. You're a great mom!