Whaaaat's Gibby Thinkin' About?

I sure hope not

Nah, babies. Kitties. Snuggly little creatures. 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

In that case, same

Karl Marx and Papa Smurf are the same person I'm sure of it

If there is a god out there who created me, why don't I have big, removable tits? Huh? If god, why no velcro titties? answer that, theists

Drummers. Not marching band drummers oh god no but like punk band drummers and how their vibes are just 👌

because the only marching band drummers I know are either a) homophobic b) transphobic c) racist or d) all of the above

MJ, you have bad luck in marching band drummers, all the ones I know are lovely

Drum line kids suck ass and I will not be taking criticism

This… is not a conversation I expected to open up my messages to

I think I'd actually rather be able to unzip them and dump out the contents. Maybe velcro was a bad idea

I present to you: tiddy dial
There's a little dial on the side and you can make them bigger or smaller, without bunglesome zippers

I'm gonna make more bread and it's gonna be so good
Bread bread bread bread bread

I think I killed the yeast :(

I dumped it and now the dough is done :D
I'm gonna let it rest in the fridge overnight cause it's kind of late and maybe go to bed early so I can get up early to bake it before Banana leaves for band camp so they can have some fresh

tfw you return to summer camp after two years and see the kids you kinda-maybe had crushes on and they dont remember you at all

Kssbhsgs world war one makes me want to cry. Songs about it, stories about it. Idk why. It just…it just does

Same. So does Bandstand, even though that's WW2 and not WW1

It's so goooood it almost made me cry at multiple points