Whaaaat's Gibby Thinkin' About?

A guy's shirt said "the boys are buzzin" and I thought it said "the boys are bussin" I hate it here someone come put me out of my misery I no longer wish to be in the prison that is my mind

A guy's shirt said "the boys are buzzin" and I thought it said "the boys are bussin" I hate it here someone come put me out of my misery I no longer wish to be in the prison that is my mind

i read that as bussin at first too

Thinkin bout not deer

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In other news, I don't think I'll be living a cottagecore life in the woods. Ever.

Neither would I. I’d probably have to kill or grow all my food.

I'd be okay with killing or growing my own food, but I draw the line at ticks

Thinkin bout not deer

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In other news, I don't think I'll be living a cottagecore life in the woods. Ever.

Neither would I. I’d probably have to kill or grow all my food.

I'd be okay with killing or growing my own food, but I draw the line at ticks

I draw the line at slightly damp grass when I'm wearing socks.

Thinkin bout not deer

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In other news, I don't think I'll be living a cottagecore life in the woods. Ever.

Neither would I. I’d probably have to kill or grow all my food.

Live near a foot path and rob hikers

I once wore a chewbacca costume when we went camping and went on a hike near sunset.

That was a blast-

"BiGfOoT?!?! Damn, you're shorter than I thought you would be."

agaIN WITH CALLING ME SHORT-

Tbf I always pictured Bigfoot as 7+ feet tall
(Also fellow short people club :3 I'm liddle so it's allowed)

Thinkin bout not deer

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In other news, I don't think I'll be living a cottagecore life in the woods. Ever.

Neither would I. I’d probably have to kill or grow all my food.

I can deal with the growing my own food but the possibility of just ~existing~ and seeing a fucking not deer? Absolutely not. Being awake at night and hearing one of those things knocking on my door? See you in hell mf because I'm not letting myself live long enough to find out what happens next

Thinkin bout not deer

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Thank you
In other news, I don't think I'll be living a cottagecore life in the woods. Ever.

Neither would I. I’d probably have to kill or grow all my food.

I can deal with the growing my own food but the possibility of just ~existing~ and seeing a fucking not deer? Absolutely not. Being awake at night and hearing one of those things knocking on my door? See you in hell mf because I'm not letting myself live long enough to find out what happens next

nO but the fact that there’s actually a disease that makes deer aggressive and not scared of humans and i almost wanna know what happens if humans get it because it could totally happen

Thinkin bout not deer

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In other news, I don't think I'll be living a cottagecore life in the woods. Ever.

Neither would I. I’d probably have to kill or grow all my food.

I can deal with the growing my own food but the possibility of just ~existing~ and seeing a fucking not deer? Absolutely not. Being awake at night and hearing one of those things knocking on my door? See you in hell mf because I'm not letting myself live long enough to find out what happens next

nO but the fact that there’s actually a disease that makes deer aggressive and not scared of humans and i almost wanna know what happens if humans get it because it could totally happen

i knOW and I'm almost as scared of cwd as I am not deer

Just did some reading and it's pretty widely agreed upon that Not Deer may actually just be deer with CWD

Which is horrifying but man thats so cool

Cwd explains quite a lot
But not enough

Thinking about how I can like… smell it when people are sick, especially with sinus related illnesses, and how it absolutely kills my partner when I can smell their sickness. 10/10 the funniest shit

I just need you to know that I'm imagining you stepping outside, wriggling your nose like a rabbit, and ominously declaring "someone's got the pox" before closing the door and ceasing to exist

Good

I’m imagining you hanging out with someone, twitching your nose, and pulling a plague doctor mask out from a bag that nobody noticed you had

I WISH I had a plague mask

whilst me over there, born with no sense of smell, shall perish from the plague that bec had snoofed out

Not to flex my art skills, but

Ohhhh my god

I spent more time trying to get it to look like the nose was moving than the rest of it

I WISH I had a plague mask

I have one and I love it

Thinking about Mendel from Falsettos

I WISH I had a plague mask

I have one and I love it

I’ve been trying for days to convince my mom to let me buy one

So I'm at a hotel and the toilet and shower have another door to separate it from the sink so I started thinking about how unsanitary that is, like the handle is gonna get so dirty cause you haven't washed your hands yet. And then THAT got me thinking about how unsanitary locks on public restrooms are

About how ableist is was for us at the beginning to be like "well it only kills the elderly and immunocompromised" and proceed to not be careful
And how it took someone pointing it out for me to realize that yeah, actually, that was fucked up. Why did we decide that disabled people's deaths weren't worth being safe? Don't answer that, I already know the answer