Who are you?

we love you sam

That's right… You smart, strong, pious, beautiful person! We love you Sam!!!

I am a depressed and mentally wrecked child who has no friends because I can't understand that I am being too clingy.

I am a depressed and mentally wrecked child who has no friends because I can't understand that I am being too clingy.

I'll be your friend Dusk!

I am a depressed and mentally wrecked child who has no friends because I can't understand that I am being too clingy.

I'll be your friend Dusk!

Same here!

I'm your friend, right Duskie?

I hope so, but everyone will leave me eventually.
It always happens.

We all are!!!

I won't. I promise, and I don't break promises

I hope so, but everyone will leave me eventually.
It always happens.

Like hell we will. I'm staying right here. For you and everyone else who needs me!!!

I am a depressed and mentally wrecked child who has no friends because I can't understand that I am being too clingy.

I'll be your friend Dusk!

Same here!

Same here!

Now, who

Are you?

Is all i heard

I. Am. OZ! THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE!

I got the reference at first when you said it!!!

I got the reference at first when you said it!!!

YAAAAAAASSS

Of course…

hot damn I missed a lot okay

…Yes

I'm just a couch-hurling pile of depression and anxiety who wants to bw left alone.

How do you hit something accurately with a couch?
I am quite good with grapes, balls, pens, cushions an other smaller projectiles

How do you hit something accurately with a couch?
I am quite good with grapes, balls, pens, cushions an other smaller projectiles

I just hurl it at them… I mean… Don't get me wrong, I can hurl chairs, tables, chalk-boards, staplers, all that jazz. I guess it's intuition… The first time I hurled a couch at someone I missed, but I got the hang of it!

Nice…
I am very accurate with smaller projectiles
I am also good at dodging

Nice…
I am very accurate with smaller projectiles
I am also good at dodging

IIIIIZAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Get it?)
(Me too. If you remember, I do throwing-weapons.)

Have zero weapon training but studies the concept

Have zero weapon training but studies the concept

It's not as much about the movements as it is…
a. Relaxing, and not fighting yourself with your own stance.
b. Using the tool as an extension of yourself.
c. Calculating the rotations in your head.

Who knew couch-throwing was such an art?

Who knew couch-throwing was such an art?

I'm talking about throwing knives and other tools.

Not just couch throwing…
Grape-throwing, pen-throwing, book-throwing, lunchbox-throwing etc. are all arts

I can teach you how to throw a couch, as long as you hsve the physical prowess for it.