Not just couch throwing…
Grape-throwing, pen-throwing, book-throwing, lunchbox-throwing etc. are all arts
Also true.
Who are you?
Yes…
Never tried throwing a couch before…
Are you supposed to hold it above your head or something?
person_off
Deleted user
What…
Warning: It's a spider
I just hold it over my shoulder and judo-flip it at people and things.
person_off
Deleted user
What…
Warning: It's a spider
I’m glad you realized half of it.
Nice…
You know what? I think I'll stick to projectiles that are smaller than chairs
I prefer knives, hammers/picks, and axes/hatchets
It's more intimidating because I don't miss
and I'm short af so I probably couldn't pick up a couch, even if I did have for the muscle for it
I prefer knives, hammers/picks, and axes/hatchets
It's more intimidating because I don't miss
and I'm short af so I probably couldn't pick up a couch, even if I did have for the muscle for it
Yeah. Knives are awesome. Axes are awesome too, and shuriken are my favorite (see my user), but hammer, picks and shovels work too.
I…think couches are too big and therefore more destructive but also more likely to destroy things it wasn't meant to destroy
Also it's just too much effort to pick up…
person_off
Deleted user
._. thanks guys
i did kinda interrupt a conversation tho
Yes…
But couch-throwing is definitely an art
Yes…
But couch-throwing is definitely an art
Another quote that will be remembered.
I usually don't destroy anything when I throw them. But I've only thrown a few.
Only a few…
Like four.
That's…a lot
But then I throw things a lot
Usually at people when they're been assholes
That's…a lot
But then I throw things a lot
Usually at people when they're been assholes
Yup. I know. I hurl things at people a lot.
It's very good
Just….never ever punch walls
It's very good
Just….never ever punch walls
Why? I mean I just move my dresser in front of every hole I make.
That's not applicable every single time…
Also how many dressers do you have?
I have paintings.
Dude….
Remind me to never pick a fight with you
-_-
I'd like to stay alive a little longer…
Actually, scratch that
A lot longer
What? I may be monstrous but I'm not outright invincible or anything? Nor am I so physically gifted as to be out of everyone's league or anything… And I've been fortunate enough as to recieve training… But I'm not Bruce Lee by a longshot
This child never had training…
This child never had training…
Come on… Are you a good brawler? You gotta have something going for you! You seem deadly enough…
I just throw things…
OK and I do a fair headlock
I just throw things…
OK and I do a fair headlock
Well that's good.
To tell you the truth, back when I was a little kid I had every reason to become who I am… Y'know, shitty life, surrounded mostly by terrible people in an unstable environment, all that… But I only ended up getting into self-improvement after I got obsessed with Shonen.