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Pfffffff
Wild and Free (closed)
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love it!
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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house?
A: It depends on how hard you throw them.
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Snorts then claps Congratulations, you both made me laugh. Do you have any more?
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how do you fit 100 babies in a box?
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You… squish them?
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Cuisinart
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Claps
Any non-baby related ones? Or more in general?
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My source of jokes is gone, so I will tell some to myself
I have many jokes about unemployed people but, sadly, none of them work
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What's the quickest way to get to the hospital?
Just stand in the middle of a busy road
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left it
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true
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Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
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Are eyebrows also considered facial hair?
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Yep
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good to know
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Does anyone here know anything about hair
Specifically poliosis
Google is no help
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no sory
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Hi my name is I Can't Picture A Squid Laying An Egg
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Uh. . . Hi, I'm dad.
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I'm mentally insane hehehe
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Again, I'm dad XD
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Who agrees that biscuits are just more violent muffins?
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Do biscuits taste like muffins? Or are you talking about the looks?
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We're talking aura-wise, the sort of atmosphere they give a room
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I have no idea
Have never been in the same room as a biscuit. Or, for that matter, a biscuit and a muffin
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Who agrees that swimming pigeons are much better than normal pigeons
And that squids should not be able to lay eggs
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Fair enough
I agree with both of those things
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Yes to all the above
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Thank you Arya!