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@nebula__ group

kirb has put down his knife and is ready to participate in the meeting

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(Man I'm so bad with judicial and economy hjdhdybajka let me be press secretary or pr please)
(Also, bone dice bone dice bone dice bone dice bone dice)

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i have an important announcement

coughs

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@Space group

(we need to decided on a debate topic)

bro i already did look up

but it wasn't decided if everyone else was okay with it / what side they'd be on

that's the whole POINT of a dEBATE

I MEAnT iF everYonE wAntEd to SpEnd TimE on ThaT suBjecT Or dO anoTheR toPic

@SpookyJim

i have an important announcement

coughs

yes?

@SpookyJim

(Man I'm so bad with judicial and economy hjdhdybajka let me be press secretary or pr please)
(Also, bone dice bone dice bone dice bone dice bone dice)

(yes)

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i have an important announcement

coughs

yes?

LOUD SCREAMING FROM SENATOR REMOTE

@SpookyJim

kirb has put down his knife and is ready to participate in the meeting

Yes, Senator Kirb? You have the floor.

@SpookyJim

i have an important announcement

coughs

yes?

LOUD SCREAMING FROM SENATOR REMOTE

Sustained, Senator Remote.

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@Space group

wee woo wee woo Senator Remote needs medical attention WEE WOO WEEO WOWOOWOOO

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@nebula__ group

kirb is being a good boi and patiently waiting for the meeting to commence

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The issue on the table.
Secretary Dice's plan to jumpstart the economy and judicial courts.
Secretary Axe, you have the floor.

Inflation bad, jobs good. There's my piece.

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@Space group

(still no idea what my role is but Condom agrees with Secretary Axe)

@SpookyJim

Clears throat
Senator Kirb. With your background in the military before the glorious rule of the Council, I would like to hear your opinion.

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@nebula__ group

(ngl kirb is v confused right now so he's just behaving like a good pink marshmallow)

@SpookyJim

The issue on the table.
Secretary Dice's plan to jumpstart the economy and judicial courts.
Secretary Axe, you have the floor.

Inflation bad, jobs good. There's my piece.

Thank you, Secretary Axe.

@SpookyJim

(ngl kirb is v confused right now so he's just behaving like a good pink marshmallow)

(he is and I love him for it)

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(senator remote in the background just screaminf)

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@Kamea public

(good job keeby)

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Press Secretary Bone Dice would like to bring an issue to the table

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@Space group

(I guess no one wants me involved so imma just go)

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(noh :(()

@SpookyJim

(my headcanon is that kirb used to be a general or a soldier in the military during the Great War of Sanity and once the Council's side won (headed by High Chancellor Knife), he joined them)

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Press Secretary Bone Dice would like to bring an issue to the table

Secretary Axe says you may

@SpookyJim

(I guess no one wants me involved so imma just go)

(no you just gotta wait your turn)

@SpookyJim

Press Secretary Bone Dice would like to bring an issue to the table

Secretary Axe says you may

I'll allow it.
Press Secretary, you have the floor.

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Slams hand down on table
There's a revolution brewing in the hardware technology sectors as well as the home goods sectors and it's been going on far too long.

@SpookyJim

Slams hand down on table
There's a revolution brewing in the hardware technology sectors as well as the home goods sectors and it's been going on far too long.

What say you, Press Secretary?
Do you have a solution to this revolution?

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This is sounding like Wal-Mart versus Ikea. Go on.