The Council of Inanimate Objects
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Secretary Axe.
We speak not of those cursed names here in this sacred place.
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Secretary Axe.
We speak not of those cursed names here in this sacred place.
My sincerest apologies.
They've made a request, taken some of my extended family, the D4's, and their request goes as follows: "We require a freedom from the rule of the council or a representative of us on the council."
Slams hand down on table
There's a revolution brewing in the hardware technology sectors as well as the home goods sectors and it's been going on far too long.What say you, Press Secretary?
Do you have a solution to this revolution?
The techies in the Hardware Technology sectors are this nation's lifeline for technological advancements. We're the greatest, most advanced nation in the world because of it. If we don't get the techies under control soon, the other sectors will fall.
Is there a need for me to declare War?
I am War Secretary Axe.
(i found the froggo i was talking abt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBkWhkAZ9ds)
They've made a request, taken some of my extended family, the D4's, and their request goes as follows: "We require a freedom from the rule of the council or a representative of us on the council."
So they want to secede from the Council, then.
Interesting.
High Chancellor Knife leans forward on his big-ass desk and folds his hands together
Fellow Council Members, we cannot allow this.
Our only real option is to include a representative on the Council.
However, we need someone we can control.
Any suggestions?
Is there a need for me to declare War?
I am War Secretary Axe.
Not yet, Secretary.
We will wait.
As long as we can find a loyalist from the Hardware Tech sectors, there will be no need for War so early in our nation's history.
They've made a request, taken some of my extended family, the D4's, and their request goes as follows: "We require a freedom from the rule of the council or a representative of us on the council."
So they want to secede from the Council, then.
Interesting.
High Chancellor Knife leans forward on his big-ass desk and folds his hands together
Fellow Council Members, we cannot allow this.
Our only real option is to include a representative on the Council.
However, we need someone we can control.
Any suggestions?
Representative Nokia. Slow and a little on the heavy side. Nice addition. Not smart though. He is very long winded though. But mainly he sleeps through everything.
They've made a request, taken some of my extended family, the D4's, and their request goes as follows: "We require a freedom from the rule of the council or a representative of us on the council."
So they want to secede from the Council, then.
Interesting.
High Chancellor Knife leans forward on his big-ass desk and folds his hands together
Fellow Council Members, we cannot allow this.
Our only real option is to include a representative on the Council.
However, we need someone we can control.
Any suggestions?Representative Nokia. Slow and a little on the heavy side. Nice addition. Not smart though. He is very long winded though. But mainly he sleeps through everything.
Is that so?
Secretary Axe, how do you know this Nokia?
group
(Is there somebody in charge of Investigations?)
They've made a request, taken some of my extended family, the D4's, and their request goes as follows: "We require a freedom from the rule of the council or a representative of us on the council."
So they want to secede from the Council, then.
Interesting.
High Chancellor Knife leans forward on his big-ass desk and folds his hands together
Fellow Council Members, we cannot allow this.
Our only real option is to include a representative on the Council.
However, we need someone we can control.
Any suggestions?Representative Nokia. Slow and a little on the heavy side. Nice addition. Not smart though. He is very long winded though. But mainly he sleeps through everything.
Is that so?
Secretary Axe, how do you know this Nokia?
I have spies everywhere. I am a war secretary and they are my eyes.
The home goods bastards are also looking for a place on the council.
The home goods bastards are also looking for a place on the council.
We cannot get a powerful one.
He clears his throat, then nods to Kirb
Senator Kirb?
group
Secretary Sparrow bursts into the room
I heard you were looking for a representative from home goods?
kirb is spooked by secretary sparrow's sudden entrance and begins to squeak frantically
Secretary axe beckons for Kirb and holds Kirb close to comfort him.
I see.
Thank you, Senator Kirb.
High Chancellor Knife turns to address Senator Sparrow. After a moment of thoughtful consideration, he breaks into a slight smile and nods his head.
Take a seat, Senator Sparrow.
Now, I have questions.
Senator Sparrow's Skull, of the Home Goods sector.
Where do your loyalties lie?
Press Secretary Bone Dice narrows xir eyes at Senator Sparrow.
And what would Senator's Sparrow's posistion be?
(I'm going to draw the Council as people)
(senator sparrow and secretary bone dice doing the spiderma meme becuase of b o n e s)