"Let me be a bear in peace you left nut. And I'm the sneakiest beast around. I'm just glad I don't have any classes today, and no work. Which means I get to annoy you." She hummed softly and landed a gentle kiss on his cheek,and shoved her face into his shoulder.
“Wow lucky me.” Cal replied sarcastically, using his free hand to ruffle her hair. “So what should we do with the remainder of our day if you’re done with hibernating?” He asked, looking over at her.
"Ouch geeze. If you want me to move out I can. It's not like we're best friends or anything. If I got paid for pissing you off I could buy a house and like 3 cars." She sighed. "You decide chef. And share your lunch with me." She smiled softly up at him.
“Hmmm you’re right, you would just have enough to do that.” He rolled his eyes jokingly at her request. “Fine, but only because I’m nice.” He said. “Now go sit.” He shooed her away gently.
"You are such a dick, not letting me sneak any bites." She huffed and scurried out of the kitchen, and went to her room to get dressed. She came out this time in his favorite pair of baggy sweats, and an oversized t-shirt from a concert they went to together. P!ATD. She had to bring her brother along, and he got his gay pride flag signed by Brendon Urie, due to a Evelyn pulling a few strings and getting him back stage.
“That’s what I’m here for sweetheart.” He called after her, even as he set aside some of his food for her. He turned around as she re-entered the room. “So I see you’ve chosen to steal from me again. Rude.”
"It's why ya call me thief, dummy. They're soft, big, and half of my wardrobe is yours anyways." She plopped down on the couch, as her pet cat ran from the coat closet. She liked it in there, so the two roomies just put their shoes in their rooms so Precious, the siamese tabby cat mix, could have her own special spot. Her cat then jumped up onto her stomach and nuzzled into here. "Oof! Gmorning precious. At least ONE of my room mates appreciates me!" She said loudly, making another jab at him, before petting her soft cat. They had put the cat on an automatic feeder to put her on a diet, since she was getting a bit chubby. Evelyn was just Precious's human, and she knew it made Cal mad.
Cal rolled his eyes, before heading into the living room with two plates. “Your share, madam.” He said, handing her her plate as he sat down next to her. He began to eat without another word, bringing his legs up onto the couch and sitting criss cross.
"Thank you good sir." She smiled and pushed Precious off of her lap, as the cat batted at Evelyn's hand for the fork. "Ah hey! These are MY stolen hashbrowns! Go on shoo!" She huffed and set down her food, carried her cat into the bedroom, shut her door, and then returned turned on the TV. "Wanna watch anything? If not I'm just gonna turn on some Markiplier, since I didn't get to watch the new video he did last night."
Cal chuckled as Evelyn pushed the cat away. “Bye bye Precious.” He called after them. He looked up from his plate again at Evelyn’s question. “Hmmm sure go ahead. What’s the video even on?”
"It's his most recent 3 scary games I think." She shrugged as she pulled it up on YouTube and began to eat,putting her head on his shoulder with a smile.
“Hmm nice nice.” He commented absentmindedly, looking up at the screen. “I’ve said it before I’ll say it a million times…I want that man to marry me. He’s so beautiful.”
"Yeah yeah we all know you're horny for Mark. He's straight, and has a girlfriend. Besides you've got me to cuddle and give you little cheek kisses, what more could ya want hm?" People had always assumed her and Callum were dating because of how close the pair were. Evelyn entertained the rumors with sometimes holding his hand, or giving him really long hugs. She thought it was all fun. Her other close friends knew the truth about her feelings towards Cal. But he didn't. She didn't dare tell him. Things were fine, and so she dove into flings and relationships that never went anywhere. She never cared. She finished up eating and put her head into his neck, smiling as they cuddled.
“True but that man has abs of steel Eve, it’s very very hard to compete with Markiplier.” He commented, absentmindedly running his hands through her hair when she began to rest on him.
"You'd abandon me for Markiplier I swear. Like if he just asked you to live with him and be his best friend and gamer buddy like Ethan? I'd be dropped like a bomb." She huffed while glaring at Callum.
“Dude it’s Markiplier, I’m not gonna lie to you and say I wouldn’t. But of course I’d try and see if you could come with, bestie.” He chuckled a bit.
"I'd turn down Markimoo for you. Wouldn't be worth it, and I'm not super into video games. You're worth more to me. Besides I'm not dumping 6 years down the drain just for him " She gave him a squeeze.
“Why thank you, I appreciate it.” He said, squeezing her gently in return. “But we’re not living in a Wattpad story so Markimoo will never separate us from each other anyway.” He pointed out, chuckling softly.
"You never know, some two idiots on a random site could be writing about us being two idiots at this very moment. Aliens or gods or some shit. Markiplier could just show up for no reason ya never know." (Ah yes, fourth wall breaking. It's the best)
“I’d say our lives are pretty boring then. We must be side characters or some shit. But I guess you’re right, Markiplier could always show up when we least expect it.” He said.
((Ah yes we stan))
"Excuse me but I'm the fucking main character,and our lives are pretty damn interesting. I pull you into a lot of dumb fun shit all the tiiiiime! So unappreciative." She glared at him, crossing her arms, backing away from him a bit.
“Forgive me, m’lady. O mighty main character, thank you for including me in your wattpad worthy adventures. I am in your debt for saving my life from the depths of boredom.” He couldn’t help but chuckle a bit as he said it all.
"Oh shut up you sarcastic buffoon. I didn't have to take you to Disneyland. Or skiing in colorado. Or to hawaii! With my 15 other siblings…but I did! Or any of the concerts that I mostly paid for because you didn't get a job for what seemed like, forever. And I never made you pay me back for anything!" She smacked him on the head with a pillow with now a pout on her face.
“Okay okay! I’m sorry!” He exclaimed, scowling after she hit him with the pillow. “You know I’m grateful for everything you’ve done for me Eve I’m sorry for being a butt.”
"You better be!" She huffed and smacked him again before putting it back, and hugging his arm. "Dumbass."
“Sorryyyyyyy.” He said again, leaning his head on top of hers, sulking quietly as he did so. It of course wasn’t serious though, he didn’t worry or anything when they bickered like this, it was just natural for them.
She smiled and nuzzled back into his neck, unable to keep up her pouty and glarey disposition. "Fine. You're forgiven, upon the account that while you're an annoying butthead who is RUDE, I still love ya idiot. And you're MY annoying butthead who is an rude idiot, so. I better just put up with it huh?" She giggled a bit, and as she did so her hand carefully snaked over to right above his hips, where she began to tickle him.
“Yep I guess so.” He agreed, glad that all seemed to be over with until he felt her beginning to tickle him. “OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOO!” He screeched, doing his best to squirm away from her and out of her reach. “You jerk!”
She cackled, falling back on the couch, hair going in her face as her arms hugged her chest just under her boobs. "Hahaha I can't believe you STILL fall for that! I have surprised attacked you sooooo many times!" She shook her head still laying there. Now, she knew Cal didn't exactly like feet and thought they were weird so she stretched out really far and put them in his lap. "And now you can't leave to tickle me back. Ha! Sucker."
He sniffed dramatically. “I’m just doing as they say…forgive and forget, yet you betray me time and time again.” He let out a dramatic screech when she put her feet in his lap. “Oh my god ewwwww.” He pushed her legs away.
