She lightly kicked his hands away and planted her feet back into his lap. "You are more of a drama queen then Evan! And he's a fem gay who does theater! And hush, ya make it seem like you never pull the rug out from under my feet." She huffed and jiggled her legs,just to pick on him.
“Well that’s because your feet are disgusting!” He countered, glaring at her. “Jerk.” He declared again, scowling. “You’re this close to convincing me to just ditch you for the rest of the day, missy.”
She laughed and switched around, scooting into his lap. "You'd never do that to my cute face. You'd get bored." She hugged him. "And I'm always a bit rude." She nuzzled into his neck and smiled again, just chilling there.
He let out a long sigh, wrapping his arms around her in return. “Whatever.” He grumbled, resting his chin on her shoulder and trying not to smile. “You’re still a big jerk, even if you are playing nice right now!” He protested.
"Ah ah ah, that smile twitching at your lips says otherwise." She teased, looking up at him. "Ya love me just admit Mr. Way Too Ticklish." She grinned and reached up, booping him on the house.
“Shut up, shut up, shut up. I can’t hear you, I’m not listening.” He said, poking her in the side gently.
"Yes you are and you know you are, you asshole. Geeze. Fine. Don't love me. My cat is my new best friend." She got up and stood there a moment,fully expecting him to pull her back, but knew he probably wouldn't.
“Noooooo!” He whined, indeed reaching out and grabbing her arm. “I refuse to be kicked from my rank of best friend.”
"Too late mr.sassy pants. Precious isn't mean like you are." Still, she let him pull her back towards him. "And is softer than you are."
“I dunno she’s pretty mean to me. She’s been trying to take over my position for ages, and we can’t let that happen. Who knows, she might take over the world!”
"Well I'm mean to you, so maybe you just like mean women. And I'd let her take over the world, as long as I was second in command. You can be like a jester or something." She grinned and booped him with her nose.
“Ew there’s no way I’d be a jester. I’d never serve under yours and Precious’ dictatorship.” He said, sticking his tongue out at her.
"Then off with yer head you rebel!" She made a slicing motion across her neck with her pointer finger, before suddenly tickling his neck with the same hand, a large smile on her face.
“AH! No have mercy, have mercy! Forgive me Your Grace!” He yelled, trying to push her off of him or at least get away.
"This is your punishment you outlaw!" She said,leaping on top of him and landing in his lap, continuing the tickles from there.
“Nooooo!!!” He screeched, trying to get away from her, laughing uncontrollably. “Have mercy have mercy!”
She suddenly stopped when she was leaned all the way over him, caught up in his eyes. She shook her head and her slack smile returned as she lay on him and hugged him close. "Fine. I'll stop for today. Only because I'm tired, you dumby." She huffed, nuzzling into his chest as her cat managed to open the door and came out, lying in between Evelyn's legs.
“T-thank you…” he murmured, wrapping his arms around her gently. He noticed the cat’s approach and chuckled softly. “Don’t look now, our overlord’s arrived.”
"Ah yes, the queen of this castle, how shall we answer your bidding your highness?" The cat stretched out onto her back, showing her belly. Evelyn carefully reached over and began to pet the cat with a smile, as Precious began to purr. "You're just the cutest little queeny ever huh?" She smiled and kissed her cats head, and began to baby talk her which was adorable.
(BUMP!)
