I Hate You So Kiss Me(0/0) (Closed!) (Stalkers Welcome)

"Rude." Evan muttered under his breath as he finished unpacking. Suddenly Evelyn knocked at Evans door. "Heeey wanna pull a prank on Prince Prick?" "Hell yeah I do." "Okay he hates spiders so we need a spring loaded spider trap right at his door,set off by him opening it." "Hmm…I've got it. We just need a reason for him to open the door." "Just wait for him to do it naturally,like to use the bathroom?" (I hate using the modern word for bathroom in a rennassiance rp but I can't remember the original word)

It took a good long while for Marius to be willing to leave his room again, but after a couple of hours, he finally opened his door. As soon as the fake spider jumped out at him, he jumped and froze up, his tail puffing up with fear. It only took a few seconds for him to realize it was fake, at which point he was pissed. EVELYN! I'M SERIOUSLY GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!

Evelyn wasn't even at the castle,she had gotten permission right after she heard him scream and laughed with Evan, to travel with him into town. The Queen saw this as a great opportunity to make her Emo Son come out of his Cave and show Evan around town because Evelyn would probably wander into a bar as soon as possible. (I know a bit of character control but it sounds like something she'd do)

(She's technically an NPC so you can do what you want with her lol)
Marius was obviously incredibly pissed about the whole situation, but considering he wasn't king yet, he was sort of obliged to do what the queen told him to do. He huffed as he followed the twins into town to mingle with the commoners, which obviously disgusted him. I just want it to be known that I fucking despise both of you.

Evelyn laughed. "We have you too! Oh look my friends I haven't seen in forever! By love birds." She walked right into a bar,as suspected. Evan shrugged. "Pay back for being so rude earlier. I've been nothing but kind to you. If you treat me like an ass I will treat you one right back…ooh the market." Evan out of habit grabbed Marius's hand, and lead him down to the town square to look at the wares. (I FIGURED OUT THE WORD IT'S LAVATORY!)

(Lmao)
Let go of me! You can't exactly expect me to be a ray of sunshine to someone I literally just met, you know. I'm not a ray of sunshine ever. Marius tried to pull his hand away from Evan, but the other was strong enough and tall enough to drag him along without much difficulty. He huffed indignantly and resigned himself to his fate.

Evan let go of Marius as he saw someone selling birds,ignoring Fun Sized Bottle of Attitude, and began to look at them, talking to them,already lost in the city.

Marius stuck close to Evan only because he wasn't used to being in the market and wasn't keen on getting lost amongst the peasants. Can we go back now? This place is disgusting.

Evans brain was too filled with other much louder thoughts,and so he didn't really hear the man next to him. "Ooh POTIONS!" And he grabbed Marius's collar and dragged him over, let go, and immediately began to look amongst the bottles.

Ow! Will you stop doing that?! Marius rubbed at his neck as soon as Evan released him, wincing a bit. I could have you beheaded for this, you know. You better watch what you're fucking doing because you and your sister are not my favorite people today.

Evan rolled his eyes. "Evelyn isn't your favorite person on any day,and at least I'm bothering to bring you along. Ooh Kindness. You could use this spell your highness." He said this in teasing tones,then set down the vile. "Here we'll make a deal. If you show me the library,then we can do whatever you want together, if you so wish to be together,when we get back to the castle. If not then me and my sister will leave you alone for the rest of the night. You're choice of what you do."

I didn't want to come here to begin with! It isn't exactly a 'privilege' to be here, you know. And you can't blackmail me. That's illegal. Marius huffed a bit and crossed his arms, his tail swaying behind him a bit as he followed Evan. I will aid you to the library and then you are not to disturb me again.

"I'm not black mailing you. I'd never do that. Relax sire,enjoy the town a bit. It really is quite the pretty city." His eyes glittered in the sun as he spoke, keeping a light hold on Marius's pinkie finger so his long strides didn't get Marius lost in the seas of people.

Marius trailed closely after Evan with a soft sigh. All of the villagers were considerably taller than he was, so he felt pretty claustrophobic. He couldn't see anything at all and he needed to hold onto Evan or he would wind up lost amongst the crowd. How much longer…?

"Lead the way to the library then Prince. I'm going to stay in the market after we go there,since I need some more parchment paper and pencils." (I keep making romantic phrases of description and I also forget Prince Prick is too short to notice and to much of a prick to comment anything.)

(Lmao)
Okay… Marius stood on his toes to try and see around himself. Uh… I'm pretty sure it's this way, but I can't really see. He pushed through the crowd to try and lead Evan along, seeming a bit uneasy in the crowd.

"Prince,would your rather I pick you up and put you on my shoulders? Or help you into a tree so you have a better vantage point?" There was a lot of sincerity in his voice as he looked down at Marius.

Marius sighed as he considered. Never tell anyone about this. He carefully climbed up onto Evan's shoulder and got himself settled before he started to guide the other in the right direction.

Evan smiled. "Oh I won't, but that doesn't mean the villagers will ever stop talking about it. You look cute by the way. And I don't mean just because you're on my shoulders." He smiled and walked off, following Marius's directions.

Marius huffed indignantly, tugging the brim of his hat over his face a bit. Shut up and just follow the directions. He continued guiding Evan until they made it to the library. Here you go. Now put me down.

"Aw lookit you hiding your blushing face with the hat." He walked into the library with Marius still on his shoulders,and now Marius could really see Evan. The wonder and magic in his eyes as he slowly turned around. It was like a kid in a candy store. He slowly picked Marius up and just sorta stood there,still taking it in as he let Marius dangle mid air before finally setting him down,and walking forward. He stroked some books as he passed by, completely in a daze. This library was much larger than the one back home,and it was almost too much to take in.

Shut up. Marius huffed and tugged on his hat again as he trailed after Evan. He definitely preferred the quiet and solitary of the library over the crowded streets. He'd been to this place enough times to not be awed by it at all. Besides, the library in the castle was bigger and better anyway. What are you even looking for?

"Marius if you don't shut up I will let Evelyn punt you into the ocean. I'm not looking for anything. I just love libraries. They're my favorite place on the earth. That and theaters. Oh the wonder if a good play!" He clasped his hands together and sighed into them. (and in that moment Marius realized Evan is a huge bottom)

(Lmao)
This place isn't even that good… we've got all this and more back at the castle, you know. And the fancy sliding ladder things. Marius toyed with one of the stars dangling off of his hat and sighed. The castle one also has to benefit of not having to come out here. I hate the market and the streets and everything out here…

"Marius you hate everything,even the stars by the sounds of it." He sighed. "I like public libraries better. It's a sense of community knowledge and you get to know the people better." Evan looked at a book that was way too high, and sighed. He muttered a spell and a gust of wind pushed the book to fall to the ground. (I know I'm pushing with logic here but it's on a whim)

I don't hate the stars. They're one of the few things I don't hate, actually. He jumped a bit when the book hit the ground, startled by the loud noise. His ears were incredibly sensitive to sound. And I don't really have any interest in getting to know the people better.

"And why not? People are interesting. Especially you." He booped Marius with his index finger and picked it up, and nabbed a few other books before checking them out.

Marius hid his face with his hat again and huffed. Because I don't. The people are stupid and I just have to fix the consequences of their stupid actions all the time. And this place is unbelievably crowded, which makes it pretty unpleasant to be here.

"Not much of a people person hm? That's alright I get it. Snotty royalty and all that. Anyways we can head back now. Do you want to be back on my shoulders or can you make your way through the crowd to the castle without my help?"

We'll see… Marius headed towards the door and left the library with Evan. He tried to head into the crowd, but he already couldn't see anything. He sighed heavily and hesitated before turning to Evan and holding up his arms to be picked up, trying to ignore the fact that he looked like a child.