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"I hope you fall off and die" she said rolling her eyes and slipping her helmet, on
Jo snorts.
"Wouldn't that be a pleasant experience for everyone involved."
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(it's a Kawasaki Ninja H2 https://ibb.co/CmGkr9T bike be hot asf I swear)
Nikki rolled her eyes and started the bike "it would be pleasant for me not you"
(Lol u think that's hotter than I am? I mean you're right but still)
"Well, you never know. I might find it to be quite pleasant, having my skin stripped off and my bones broken."
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(um… Do you really want me to answer that?)
"then you are one hell of a masochist," she said shaking her head as she drive away from the building
(Did you not see the smaller text beside the first statement 😅)
Jo snorts, shaking their head.
You don't know the half of it, sweetheart. . . they think as they speed down the road.
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(yes lol)
It takes all but fifteen minutes to get back to the building and it crazy but Nikki did not push Jo off the bike
(Exactly XD )
Jo wasn't dead!
It was a miracle!
They grin.
Nikki was a pretty good driver, but she was too cautious. He could probably have had them there in 5 minutes.
It would have caused a lot of accidents and deaths, but still.
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Nikki slid off the bike after parking it and pulled her helmet off "okay get the fuck off my bike I've already given you a ride."
Jo languidly slips off the bike and stretches like a cat, giving Nikki a hint of a smile.
"Thanks, I really appreciate it."
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"yeah I'm sure you do but this won't be a recurring thing so don't get comfortable."
Jo waves off the statement.
"Sure, sure. . ." they yawn, pulling out a key ring, selecting a key and unlocking the house.
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She rolledher eyes, and followed him into the house and shutting the door
("They were roommates. . . oh god, they were roommates" XD )
(Just imagine this though: Jo stepping out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped loosely around his waist with Nikki screaming at him to "PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON")
Jo kicks off his shoes at the doorway, then walks into the bathroom and shuts the door.
Soon after, the sound of running water could be heard.
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(bro XD I mean they live in an abandoned apartment complex sooo)
Nikki rolled her eye yet again and walked over to the couch, and flopped down curling into a little ball
(Lol, yeah, true, but they choose to live together for some odd reason; maybe so Nikki can keep a close eye on her chaotic mess of a future boyfriend?)
Half an hour later, the bathroom door opens to a very naked Jo.
Very naked.
And very hot, too.
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(hmm? Idk…)
Nikki didn't even have to open her eyes. "put some clothes on before I cut your balls off perv"
"Oh, it's not that fucking bad." Jo drawls, his towel dangling around his shoulders.
"I could be a 40 year old fat guy who lives in his mother's basement. But here I am, with smokin' hot abs, beautiful hair and a list of exes longer than the Empire State Building is tall." they add, casually walking into their room to get clothes on.
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"yeah you may not be in your mom's basement your in my apartment genius."
A loud snort can be heard from Jo's room.
"Do you pay rent? No? Then it's not your apartment." they call back.
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"I allowed you to stay here I found it first."
Jo strides out of his room, shirtless, but at least they had pants on now.
"You don't technically allow me, I just found a key and crashed here, and you haven't been able to kick me out," they reply, flopping down in the only armchair in the apartment.
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"I'm better with guns that you are I can kick you out just fine."
Jo snickers.
"Try it, sweetheart, I dare you. You'll find a pressure mine in your bed the next time you go to sleep in it."
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"and what good would that do you? You'd no longer have a home."
"The thing is, if you shoot me, I wouldn't need a home since I know you don't miss." Jo says casually, popping the leg rest up.
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"and then I would be all alone."
"Like you'd have a problem with that," Jo retorts.
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"I might, I might not."
Jo looks at Nikki from the corner of their eye.
"Why do I feel like it's 'might not. . .'" they say snarkily.
