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"You're you're not joking are you dear god we've fucked and I don't even know what you're ass looks like-"
"No, I'm not joking. I am being perfectly serious, my left ass cheek has a chunk out of it because of a right mutt of a dog. As for not knowing what my ass looks like, that makes sense; you were blackout drunk." Jo snickers.
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"Dear god…and as for me being blackout drunk you know what happens when I drink tequila.."
"God couldn't help me then, He can't help me now! And you're right, I do."
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"So why would you let mey do it??"
"I literally can't stop you, Nikki." he snorts.
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"I was already drunk you could have taken it-"
"And done what with it, drank it myself?" Jo snickers.
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"oh I don't know put it back in the box, throw it off the balcony…you had options."
"Mm-hmmm. Sure. Like you wouldn't have tried to punch me."
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"you think that me drinking tequila is less dangerous than me punching you?"
"Yes, actually. At least the tequila will put only you to sleep."
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“Well I didn’t sleep… I don’t think-“
"Mm-hmmm. . . fair."
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"I let you fuck me…and we never even- nevermind"
"We never even what?" Jo asks, raising an eyebrow.
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"We never discussed anything about sex before…" she paused and looked down at the cat that was now sleeping in her arms "did i have an episode? Did i freak out at any point?"
"I don't remember, I got way drunker than you did. I couldn't walm right for three days, remember?"
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"Right…you just seemed to remember more than me."
"I remembered two things. That's it." Jo snorts.
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"Sorry i thought you'd remember more-"
"Dear god no. I drank a lot of alcohol."
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"I say i was sorry- just forget i asked." She backed up a little bit pushing the door open and walked inside the apartment without another word
"Babe- that isn't-" he starts to growl before cutting himself off.
"Whatever." he mutters.
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"Don't growl at me okay, please?"
"Whatever. . ." he mutters again, slipping into the apartment.
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"Jo, I don't want to fight right now please." Please came out almost a whine as she turned to look at the large man in front of her
"There isn't going to be a fight, okay?" he replies softly.
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She paused and looked at him confused "but you just-"
Jo smiles a little.
"Just because I growl doesn't always mean there'll be a fight. At least, not anymore."
