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Jo smiles.

"Now, let's sleep. It's about that time anyways."

(Indeed!)


///Skipping forward a few months; Jo and Nikki have their fake I.D.s, the kitten has settled in well and Jo is now mostly domesticated///

"Nikki, time for dinner!" Jo calls out cheerfully, his bright pink flowery apron wrapped around his waist like it always is when he cooks.

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Nikki smiled a little and made herself comfortable with jo and the cat as they all drifted off

(YAYYY)

// you forgot the houssssse//

Nikki ran downstairs the cat following after her as she giggled like a child "you know i would have helped you right?!"

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///Fuck, you're right lol; they have the house too, it's a two story brick little deal///
(Btw what are we calling the cat?)

"Yeah, but I like making the food! ANd besides, you do the cleaning before I can get to it anyways, so it's the least I can do." Jo chuckles.

He'd made a creamy potato and ham soup, and was now dishing it out; there was even a tiny bowl for the kitten.

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//idk how to do bold i forget but tyyyyyyy//

(October! ☺️)

She shook her head and smiled as she made her way into the kitchen walking up to Jo and wrapping her arms around him (which is funny because he's like a giant compared to her) "ooo it smells good! But please don't give a lot to the cat this time it upsets her stomach and i don't feel like cleaning up kitten vomit."

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///. . . babe. I love you but jesus.///

(Omg yesssss)

Jo laughs slightly as Nikki hugs him from behind.

"I know it smells good, I've been in here making it. And I know, but she likes it so much and I can't say no to her adorable little screeches of anger." he laughs.

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//shut up i forgot//

(excited squeal)

"As I said I would have helped you…but you know. I was in the shower~" she said with a little smirk before pulling away and picking up the little beast in question "well I think you're babying her too much she has cat food for a reason she can have a tablespoon that's it I'm serious. "

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///I could tell XD///

(lol)

"Yeah yeah, I would've joined you, except, you know, I was cooking this fabulous meal." Jo snorts.

"Aw, that's not enough for the good stuff! Just a half a cup of soup?" he pleads.

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"Hm well, who says I would have wanted you to?" She whined with the same little smirk on her face

She rolled her eyes"no, because then we're knowingly giving her something that will hurt her later."

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"Ah, you're just as horny as I am half the time, I doubt today was any different." Jo chuckles.

"Also, cats just puke. She pukes even when we give her cat food, so we may as well give her something she'll actually enjoy."

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"Shut up we kiss but don't act like we've had sex more than once." She said laughing as she grabbed the smaller bowl and portioned the food between her and Jo's until there was about 3/4 of a cup
"She can have this much that's my last offer."

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"Yeah, yeah. . ." he smiles.

"Fine! But you're dealing with her screams. I'll at least handle the puke."

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"Don't 'yeah, yeah' me you know it's true, hell I was drunk I don't even remember it~"

She smiled a little before setting the bowl down for the cat and brushed off her hands "oh trust me I'm used to being the bad guy in these situations."

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"Fair. But still." he teases.

"Yeah, whatever. I can't say no to her adorable face."

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"Still what? What's your case that you're trying to prove??" She asked laughing

"Yeah and I can that's why I'm awful dear."

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"I'm not actually sure." he admits with a slight laugh.

"Ack, you're wonderful dear."

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Nikki shook her head and walked over behind him to grab their bowls before kissing his cheek again and heading toward the dinner table "of course I shook have known better,"

She snickered and and rolled her eyes "ask October that."

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"You should have, yes." he smiles, intercepting the kiss with his lips.

"Okay!" he smiles, crouching in front of the cat.

"Hey, October! Nikki is a wonderful person!" he says in a baby talk voice.

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Nikki laughed and nudged Jo with her elbow "oh back off you're not getting any of this tonight" she said snarkily and she strutted into the dining room listening to the smalm cats meow "she said fuck you."

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"Aw damn." he snickers.

"No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'yeah, she is!' because she knows not to argue."

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"Hey, you had how many months to fuck me senseless? and you didn't do anything you don't deserve me tonight. ."

"Oh, you're so full of shit you know that?"

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"Ah, true." he chuckles.

"And so are you." he replies playfully.

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Nikki laughed before setting the bowls down and turning to look at him " you know I'm kind of disappointed in you, I've dropped hints. . .and i get nothing."

"I am not!"

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"I was reading and distracted!" he protests.

"Are too!"

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"for six months?!"

"not!"

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"I- oh all right, fine, dear Jesus. I'll stop reading War and Peace for tonight and fuck your brains out, how about that?" he sighs.

"Are!"

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"I- well I want to be mad, but I can't say that doesn't sound tempting. . ."

"Just shut it I'm more interested in eating than talking about shit."

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"Oh, and if you aren't quiet. . ." he adds, striding over to Nikki and pushing her against the wall, leaning in to whisper in her ear. "I'll use the gag."

"Ah, even our tiny, adorable little demon?"

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Nikki opened her mouth to protest before he pushed her against the wall "i- wait we have a gag?' she asked raising a brow

"she's so distracted by her food she doesn't care-"

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"Yes, as a matter of fact, we do." he chuckles.

"Fair. Let's eat!" he says cheerfully.

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"huh… i did not know that-"

nikki laughed and placed her hand on Jo's chest " i do need you to move.."