My Favorite Freindos Club

Gryffindork: Uhh… Who is this?

friend: Ur mum
friend: I'm kidding, I'm that techy art blog/cosplay sometimes/ it's mostly just body paint shit. Anyhow, I'm TechyGremlin on Tumblr.

Gryffindork: Wait wtf? It's u?! Why? How? WTF

This font looks like comic sans: Hey y'all but seriously don't fucking touch my phone if you like your ovaries where they currently are

hell-o: things r heating up in the internet safety fandom

This font looks like comic sans: I like my privacy, I don't want strangers knowing where I live and try and take me into their basements to look at my gorgeous body

friend: Jokes on you, you can take my ovaries and fucking destroy them.

Gryffindork: Can I take myself out of this?

hell-o: u do realize u'll just be added back in, right?

friend: NoPe! Wait a sec
friend changed their name to UglyBitch

Gryffindork: Sorry guys. I stay out of Tumblr drama outside my own blog.

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UglyBitch has added Gryffindork to Misery Business

Gryffindork: Why

UglyBitch has changed their name to Bouncer

Bouncer: Why not, it's not like there will be drama. I just thought yall were cool and I wanted a squad.

This font looks like comic sans: you knew it would happen

(I'm going to sleep, night my fuckers)

Bouncer: These bitches think I'm stupid, I'm not stupid. Sorry,dead meme

hell-o: told yall

(I'm going to sleep, night my fuckers)

Goodnight my jolly bucket of bitches.//

Gryffindork: I would've been fine if you ASKED

Bouncer: Ah, but I didn't. And I didn't go through your phones o anything. I just had my friend help me get your numbers!

hell-o: so someone else went through our phones?

Bouncer: Nah, I baked my friend some shit and he helped me write a code, I made sure he didn't go through anything. He's too nice, he doesn't have a backbone.

Gryffindork: Okay. So we're all just supposed to be fine with this? Is no one else freaked out right now?

Bouncer: Ah, don't worry 'bout it sweetcheeks. Anyhow, I have an exam tommorow so I'm going to get some sleep. SE YA LOSERS

hell-o: like i said, not the weirdest thing to happen this week

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hell-o: that sounds like some sort of horror prompt. am i in a horror movie? i really hope so, im about ready to die

Bouncer: OwO, whats thiis? A hugea ss mood?