My Favorite Freindos Club

Bouncer: Oh! What shows? I like making fun of badly done sfx stufff

Lol nice

The Dragon Prince
I mean, it’s actually fairly decent, we just like to make fun of everything lol

(Yo, Topsies, can you put it like- Bouncer: Text.)

Dragon: Whoops sorry

This font looks like comic sans: Kill me

hell-o: murders not on the agenda till next tuesday, sorry man. does anyone know how to put out like. really big fires?

Gryffindork: Electrical, oil, or natural?

hell-o: uuhhhh….i have no clue. maybe natural?

Dragon: just scream at it until it gets scared and leaves

Gryffindork: Depending in size you may be able to smother it with cloth or use water. If that makes it worse then use either a fire extinguisher or copious amounts of sand.

hell-o: thats not gonna work. sand? oh, wait, brb

This font looks like comic sans: My thumb fucking HURTS

hell-o: im back! all i had to do was go back inside the house and get down to the basement to turn on the sprinklers. problem solved! whats wrong w your thumb?

This font looks like comic sans: Idk it happens sometimes where my thumb starts hurting a ton. I can just wait it out or stab my thumb to make it stop hopefully.

hell-o: have u tried putting it in rice

This font looks like comic sans: no

hell-o: i sense your disbelief, but how do u kno it wont work unless u try

This font looks like comic sans: Does brown rice work

hell-o: i think as long as its rice it should

This font looks like comic sans: It didn't work. But this means I've made myself dinner for the first time in a month.

hell-o: ayyy. thats how i burned my house down, fun fact

friend: Fun fact, I can actually bake b8ut I can't cook for shit.

friend: Hah, y'all thought this would die. You were wrong.

This font looks like comic sans: Holy shit

friend: Don't test my powers-