Time: Currently on the phone Okay, lemme tell them.
Lex says to get off your lazy asses and contribute to the story.
Cherry: Hah, the original is on hold~
Avery: Cherry, fuck off.
Zero: Noooo. (He's Lust by the way.)
Chaos: Well to more formerly introduce myself, I'm his servant.
Zero: Servant make me cookies.
Chaos: I have a name. And sometimes, I feel like you're gluttony and not lust.
Me: Imma slide in her to help contribute to this, not because some characters I killed off are chasing me…
Zero: Who the hell are you?!
Chaos: baking cookies I don't know. Don't look at me.
Clipsey: poking you Can you help me become a human being again???? You're a human, after all!
Lex: Grabs Clipsey's hand. WhO sAId AnythIng AbOUt mE bEIng hUmAn?
Clipsey: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! DON'T EAT MY HAND!!!!!
Everyone else: EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!
Lex: Nah, I prefer quality.
Time: Shaking its head And this is our author….
Zero: Aww, I wanted to see him scream….
Vincent: I'll eat it.
Clipsey: NO-
Everyone besides Vincent and Clipsey: EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!
Lex and Cherry: EAT IT! EAT IT! EAT IT!
Vincent fucking eats it
Clipsey: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKTHEFUCKISHAPPENINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Vincent: Could use some salt!
Lex: Really, I would think that Clipsey would be salty enough…
All My Other Characters: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Clipsey: SHADUPPI'MGONNADIEI'MGONNADIEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Vincent: You'll be fine.
Lex: Y'all shouldn't be able to die in here, unless I kill you of course.
Clipsey: ITSTILLHURTSY'KNOW!!!!!!!
Vincent: Shush before I eat the rest of you.
Avery: Did no one hear the part where Lex said they could kill all of us?
amy (the most wonderful woman in the world): I did. I'm scared. Very scared.
Avery: Good. LEX!
Lex: What?
Avery: CAN YOU KILL ANGEL FIRST?
Lex: NO, I NEED HIM FOR THE P L O T
Me: Welp, I'm here now. All your characters are really cool. Sorry mine are so rude.
Lex: Lol, It's fine. Avery is a rude ass, so is Cherry, and Time just doesn't care.
Clipsey: I wanna go homeeee. Why won't you just tell me my human nameeee.
Me: Cause then it would ruin the whole plot of my fanfiction.
Lex: Somehow floating upside down Oh right, you like Bendy and thy inky contraption
Me: BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE DHIUFHIFEGHBIGFEH!!!!!!
Lex: I know! I enjoy messing with people.
Me: I am CaLm.
Vincent: No you're not.
Me: SCREE-
Lex: Insane scientist laughter MWAHAHAHAH
Wraith from: So, ya like booze? appears.
Wraith: I'm her newest character. The deadly sin of Wrath.
Avery: NOT A NOTHER ONE!
Zero: Boo! Trash!
Me: Please get along, you just kidnapped Clipsey together for god's sake.
Me: Oh, so that's how it was
Time: Wahoo, now I know who to kill for making a disturbance in my bar.
Me: Oh, what's-his-face, other bar guy, shooed them off. Clipsey's hugging him and being sentimental.
