ONE ON ONE WITH ZERODEVIL OR SOMETHING! I FORGET YOUR NAME!

Time: I have cameras everywhere.
Lex: Oh, I forgot how creepy I made it.

Me: Sometimes I forget how stupid SOME OF MY CHARACTERS ARE!!!
Zero: SHUT UP!!
Chaos: She's right.
Zero: Servant, shut up. Where's my cookies?

Lex: COOKIES!
Avery: Our writer has the mind of a child.

Zero: No kidding.
Me: SHUT UP-
Chaos: God fucking damn it.

Lex: Holding up a bloody knife. Can I kill him? Can I please kill him?

Me: Which one? Chaos or Zero?

Lex: Both!

Me: But Chaos is making cookies…

Lex: Chaos can live.

Zero: Whyyyy meee??
Chaos: Can I help kill him?

Lex: No, go make cookies then you get killed.

Chaos: silently slides over to the oven and starts making cookies as fast as possible, eager to get killed.

Dusk: Aye, aye, aye… Why am I in charge of looking after Lex?

Me: shrugs

Lex: I just go back from making cookies!

Me: Sounds fun! Was it fun?
Chaos: I'mdonewiththecookiesnowpleasekillme!!!!!

Lex: it was.

Chaos: Kill. Me. I'm. Done. With. The. Cookies.
Me: Don't kill him, I need him for the plot.

Lex: What a mood.
Avery: You say that way to much.

Me: Well, you can kill Chaos now. He was sent to the guillotine. For murder.
Chaos: Who did I murder?
Me: Jax.
amy (the most wonderful woman in the world): Nooooo. Jax was my fellow girl! Even though she is a he, cause transgender…