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Prompts:
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Person A: “Are you seriously telling me that you never realized I’m a vampire?”
Person B: “I’m sorry ok? I thought you were just really into the aesthetic!” -
“Could you show a little human decency for once?”
“I’m not human, remember?” -
“You’re a god – you can’t call up a kraken or something?”
“Guess who just got a new divine quest? It’s you, my beloved acolyte. Go find me a kraken.” (Doesn't have to be a kraken) -
“You’re dead to me.”
“I’m dead to everyone. That’s how ghosts work.” -
A: you’re so stupid.
B: I’m not stupid. I’m pure Evil. I’m the night.
A: A dumb dark dork, that’s what you are. Now get off the counter and put down that blanket.
B: It’s not a blanket, It’s my cape. And I’ll do it, but because I want to, and not because you told me to.
A: Of course, oh great lord of all darkness. Would you like some hot chocolate?
B: whit whipped cream?
A: of course
B: oh! And Sprinkles too!
A: The Mighty Lord Of Darkness has a sweet tooth, huh? And here I tought someone as evil as you wouldnt want sprinkles on his whipped cream
B: shut up
I would prefer this to be gay, and male. Also, I'd prefer to be the supernatural being if called for.