"i assure you this will be much longer than 15 minutes, sir." alex squinted slightly at him, trying to read exactly how to get him angry today. nik set his mouth into a hard line, eyeing cian from under the shadow of his hat.
"they're children who are going to be on t.v. for much longer than 15 minutes, and you're a rich old man who's having to spend all his money on repairs for his heavily vandalized house. let's recap, audience."
they turned to the camera, smile gone.
"cian kilroy, so-called 'medical wonder', has been producing pretty effective drugs recently. their side effects are… dubious, though. and he claims to have not tested them on anybody except himself, but how would he be alive and well to take this interview with the side effects of his most recent "miracle cure" ailing him? the rumor comes out."
alex raised their eyebrows, leaning forward.
"and amory smith has brought evidence to the table of a secret lab. spooky! now that that's dealt with, we come to our first question."
they cleared their throat, and nik laced his fingers together.
"so, kilroy, has your living situation improved at all?"