"It's okay," Apple said, feeling slightly bad that she mad him feel bad. "Are you my soulmate? You should eat me and find out"
"I don't think that's how it works," Neville said. "But we have to find out. I'll ask someone. But first we have to get out because I fell down the stair."
"It's okay," Apple said, feeling slightly bad that she mad him feel bad. "Are you my soulmate? You should eat me and find out"
"I don't think that's how it works," Neville said. "But we have to find out. I'll ask someone. But first we have to get out because I fell down the stair."
I can't move on my own Apple said. Really it's a wonder I can talk. Maybe you're hearing things. Are you on drugz? She asked
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Draco screamed MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS then grabbed one of camillas chickeny feet and yanked it off, still making direct eye contact
Camilla's leg grew back instantly becuz magix and also shes blessd by zeus to be a smexy motherfucker and also immortal uwu
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A disgusting house elf picked up Camilla and she nearly threw up. Such inferior beings shouldn't touch her immaculate self. They dragged her to the kitchen.
"It's okay," Apple said, feeling slightly bad that she mad him feel bad. "Are you my soulmate? You should eat me and find out"
"I don't think that's how it works," Neville said. "But we have to find out. I'll ask someone. But first we have to get out because I fell down the stair."
I can't move on my own Apple said. Really it's a wonder I can talk. Maybe you're hearing things. Are you on drugz? She asked
"No only weed. But can you get us out of here? Into the Great Hall maybe? Becaue I'm hungry."
"It's okay," Apple said, feeling slightly bad that she mad him feel bad. "Are you my soulmate? You should eat me and find out"
"I don't think that's how it works," Neville said. "But we have to find out. I'll ask someone. But first we have to get out because I fell down the stair."
I can't move on my own Apple said. Really it's a wonder I can talk. Maybe you're hearing things. Are you on drugz? She asked
"No only weed. But can you get us out of here? Into the Great Hall maybe? Becaue I'm hungry."
"I just told you I can't move, you dumbass. And I'm food. If you're hungry, eat me." The shift in her tone was drastic.
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A disgusting house elf picked up Camilla and she nearly threw up. Such inferior beings shouldn't touch her immaculate self. They dragged her to the kitchen.
Cook her like the stupid chicken she is!! Soballi yelled
YES DO THAT Draco screamed AND MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT YOU YELLING BEFORE ME Draco yelled at SObali
( @Urban- )
"It's okay," Apple said, feeling slightly bad that she mad him feel bad. "Are you my soulmate? You should eat me and find out"
"I don't think that's how it works," Neville said. "But we have to find out. I'll ask someone. But first we have to get out because I fell down the stair."
I can't move on my own Apple said. Really it's a wonder I can talk. Maybe you're hearing things. Are you on drugz? She asked
"No only weed. But can you get us out of here? Into the Great Hall maybe? Becaue I'm hungry."
"I just told you I can't move, you dumbass. And I'm food. If you're hungry, eat me." The shift in her tone was drastic.
Wut r u doing Neville said.
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Strong, sensual hands rubbed herbs into Camilla's tender skin and she sighed seductively. They massaged her all over, rubbing butter over her plump, juicy thighs. One placed her on a hot pan covered in veggietales, it was like a hot rock massage.
"Hello," a cuckcumber said from beside her, "my name is Larry. Are you here to perish too?"
"We're all here to perish, Larry," an exhasperated tomato said from next to Camilla. "That's how it is on this bitch of an earth."
"It's okay," Apple said, feeling slightly bad that she mad him feel bad. "Are you my soulmate? You should eat me and find out"
"I don't think that's how it works," Neville said. "But we have to find out. I'll ask someone. But first we have to get out because I fell down the stair."
I can't move on my own Apple said. Really it's a wonder I can talk. Maybe you're hearing things. Are you on drugz? She asked
"No only weed. But can you get us out of here? Into the Great Hall maybe? Becaue I'm hungry."
"I just told you I can't move, you dumbass. And I'm food. If you're hungry, eat me." The shift in her tone was drastic.
Wut r u doing Neville said.
"Seducing you," Apple said, wishing she had boobs to waggle.
(Jyn I'm dying.)
"I just told you I can't move, you dumbass. And I'm food. If you're hungry, eat me." The shift in her tone was drastic.
Wut r u doing Neville said.
"Seducing you," Apple said, wishing she had boobs to waggle.
"Oh," Nevilles said. "I don't think it's gonna work out for… reasons."
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(Jyn I'm dying.)
(:D)
"I just told you I can't move, you dumbass. And I'm food. If you're hungry, eat me." The shift in her tone was drastic.
Wut r u doing Neville said.
"Seducing you," Apple said, wishing she had boobs to waggle.
"Oh," Nevilles said. "I don't think it's gonna work out for… reasons."
"What reasons?" Apple asked gently, with genuine curiosity and a faint trace of hurt. "You said you were straight and I am a girl."
"I WANT DRUGS AND ALCOHOL UWU" Skye sed starting to twerk again with small ass
"Oh," Nevilles said. "I don't think it's gonna work out for… reasons."
"What reasons?" Apple asked gently, with genuine curiosity and a faint trace of hurt. "You said you were straight and I am a girl."
"What would we even do together?" Neville said, the sad desperation that made The Gays wonder if the straights were okay creeping into his tone like Sonalli tried to do into anyone's bed but couldn't.
(lmaoooo i'm dying)
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"Shut up, you godless heathens," came a posher britisher voice from her right. It was an asparagus, slightly charred and very annoyed. "You two will burn in hell for your homosexual interactions, but I will ascend to the heavens like my mother always said I would."
A booming Merican voice roared through the oven.
"ARCHIBALD, HOW DARE YOU!" a nother cuckcumber bellowed. "DID OUR RELATIONSHIP MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?"
Camilla always got hungry when she was hot (which was always), so she ate the asparagus before he could answer.
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Draco tried to breathe and coughed cuz dust was in his throat MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS he yelled at the dust
(Holy schist Jyn!)
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(Is that a good "holy schist" or a bad "holy schist")
"Oh," Nevilles said. "I don't think it's gonna work out for… reasons."
"What reasons?" Apple asked gently, with genuine curiosity and a faint trace of hurt. "You said you were straight and I am a girl."
"What would we even do together?" Neville said, the sad desperation that made The Gays wonder if the straights were okay creeping into his tone like Sonalli tried to do into anyone's bed except couldn't.
(I'm crying)
"I don't know, but I want to try. With you. We could have something." Her voice had a ring of desperation mingled with the regret of losing a lover.
(Very good.)
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(Are you proud of me, father?)
(fuck me dude)
