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fuk u abble
Neville looked at Sonalli coldly, "I may have lost my parents," he said, "but my mother still told me to watch out for girls like you." He refrained from surveying her bod and won 100000000000 points to Gryffindor.
"Maybe I have sunk so low that the only girl asking for my number was an apple," he said emotionally, "but I have standards. I know I'm too good for you."
(~Enter the chicken~)
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Camilla thurst her luscious breats forward
"KISS ME NEVIL" she sqewaked
(Where's Ron?)
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(Camilla ate him ;))
Neville gazed at Sonalli, his resolve visibly weakening. He was Definitely Straight after all. "Will you do anything for me?" he asked, ignoring Camilla, who was unappetizing, even with all the olive oil dripping from her crispy skin.
(Schist now I'm hungry for baked chicken. Why did I do this to myself?)
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(I always want chicken, tbh)
(I can almost taste it.)
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(Stopppp I haven't had dinner yet!)
(Sorry. Now I'm hungry. Maybe I will eat cheese.)
Neville gazed at Sonalli, his resolve visibly weakening. He was Definitely Straight after all. "Will you do anything for me?" he asked, ignoring Camilla, who was unappetizing, even with all the olive oil dripping from her crispy skin.
Sonalli sexy-pouted. "I'd kill for you," she giggled.
(I have chicken I can make you guys)
(swexy bwesticwals)
"But would you do anything?" he asked urgently.
"Good," Neville said, smiling sweetly, "Then perish." He twisted on his heel and sauntered back to the Gryffindor table. He smiled. It wasn't every day he got to DESTROY someone without his 10 pak.
"Gryffindors are brave, not stupid. Goodbye Salami. Leave me alone."
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(Lockbutton)
Neville sat down without looking at her which gained 100000 points to Gryffindor. The comments from Sonalli hit him somewhere in his Straight heart. But he ignored them because she was stupid. Here he made a great flaw. Because stupid people can be right too sometimes.
(I don't understand what mak oot is.)
(Also Apple should respond to Draco bc we need this romance in our lives.)
Draco wondered why Parkinson's and Apple were both shaking. It was probably that he had that effect on women. He wouldn't be surprised. It was his legacy. It was just a pity he couldn't share it with everyone. Too bad for them. Guess they'll die. He winked at Apple to make sure she understood how Serious this relationship was going to be.
If Apple had a heart, it would have fluttered. If she had eyes, she would have winked. If she had- Stop. She knew Neville wouldn't approve of her thoughts. But clearly Draco was very Serious about her, and she searched her mind for a way to subtly let him know she was Serious about him too. Her mind blank, she said, "I'm Serious about you too but I can't wink."
"That's good," Draco said. "We can be serious together." When he said it it was smooth as chocolate and sexy as Arthur Dent.
He looked around, wondering why the great hall was such a mess. "My father will hear about this," he said contentedly.
