7 Deadly Sins... kinda (CLOSED)

Maeve shuffled over to the table. "Um… okay?"

"Yeah, Sloth's food is the best, no matter what he makes. That's how we get along, pretty much." Greed smiles and shakes his head. "Even though Sloth and I are at each other's feet, we're only joking around."

Sloth opened one of his eyes & looked up at Greed "My cooking is the only thing you even remotely like about me."

"True, but let's stay on the positive side, right? At least I'll never fight with you over food." Greed smiled as he lightly shoved Sloth. Not hard, but in a playful way.

"Yeah, last time we got into a physical fight my ribs were bruised for a month." Sloth shoved Greed back with a small smirk on his face.

"That was months ago! And Wrath broke us up! I would have liked to throw in a few more good punches, though…" Greed smiled and looked at Sloth evilly.

"Will you get rid of the rape face, please? It's making me uncomfortable dude." Sloth stared at Greed as tho he had just seen a ghost.

"I'm only kidding! Jeez, I'd only hurt you if I intended to be kicked out by Wrath! I may harm people, but I've got standards. You, to me, are like a brother who I will almost always bother." Greed remarked, leaning back to look at the pale ceiling.

"Thanks…?"

Wrath yelled. "BUT YOU GUYS NEVER LEARN YOUR LESSON DO YOU?"

"NOPE!" Sloth yelled back.

"Never, Wrath." Greed turns to Sloth, "That means I'll prank you all the time. You can either prank me back or deal with it." Greed smiled as he got up, walking to Maeve. "Careful, it's spicy." He chuckled and walked upstairs to his room, leaving the door open and flopping on his untidy bed.

Sloth turned to Maeve "Yeah, if it's too spicy just tell me ok?"

Wrath sighs from his room. "I swear…"

Pride was just sat there laughing. She loved this stupid crazy family.

"Love 'ya too, Wrath! Hope I don't drive you crazy!" Greed yelled, a wide grin on his face. He chuckled to himself before grabbing a stray book and popping it open to a random page, skimming through the words, not really reading it.

"Greed, you've already driven us all to the point of insanity!" Called Sloth as he started to laugh.

"Too late greed."

Laughter could be heard from Greed's room. "You all still somehow put up with me! That's a plus!"

"I don't want to try & put any effort into something that can't be fixed." Joked Sloth.

"Oh, that hurt so bad…I'm so offended Sloth, how dare you." Greed called down, suppressing his laughter.

"Oh shush it you!"

(Oh god…I think I might, too xD)

(I SHIP IT)

(I'm totally for Sloth & Greed being a ship if it's fine with you CoolCat)

(I just imagine Lust trying everything in his power to convince them to go on a blind date with each other)