(Oh lol, yes. I'm not used to doing gay, though :P)
"You shush it! I yell half as much as you do, Sloth!" Greed wasn't even sure if that was true, but he'd like to believe it.
"I am well aware of that Greed!" Growled Sloth.
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Lust chuckled at their bickering that started once again. He went back to Tinder just to scroll over some guys Maeve may like even though he wouldn't show it to her.
Greed got up and slid down the banister, pointing at Sloth when his feet touch solid ground. "You're lucky I like your food, Sloth."
"And your lucky that I'm too lazy to deal with all of your shit, Greed." Sloth glared as hard as he could at Greed.
(Can I also point out that 1/3 of this Rp is just Sloth & Greed fighting with each other)
(IKR?)
"Whatever, Sloth. Thanks for deciding not to poison the food." Greed sighed out of boredom.
"Since whenever have I tried to poison someone?" Asked Sloth, offended by the comment.
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Gluttony looked between Sloth and Greed. "I ship it." She muttered under her breath.
Wrath laughs. He comes down and pokes gluttony. "Same here."
"What? Hell no! I do not like Sloth!" Greed's face contorts in disgust as he glares at Wrath and Gluttony.
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Gluttony giggles. "Think we can get Lust to help us with this?" She whispered to Wrath, quiet enough so the others couldn't hear it.
Greed grumbles and crosses his arms as he sits as far away from Sloth as possible while still sitting on the couch. "You guys all suck! I would never date Sloth in a million years!"
"Yes~" Wrath grins happily
"Ugh, this again guys? Me & Greed will NEVER date each other. Gives me shivers down my spine just thinking about it." Sloth shakes his head in disgust at the thought.
"Oh come on~ We know you like him." Wrath says it like a fact,
"Oh yeah? Then how about I talk about the person you like?" Sloth wiggled his eyebrows & got ready to yell.
"N-No thanks…" Wrath laughs
"OH MAEVE!!!"
Wrath turns and covers his mouth. "Hush."
"Mhmhmh" Sloth mumbled into to Wrath hand, trying to pull it off with his own.
"Please stop…" Wrath let go.
Sloth looked over at Wrath & sighed. "Fineee."
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"Now is not the time to be spilling crushes." Gluttony said. "We need to help Maeve."
"Thank you…" wrath sighs heavily.
"Fine. No shipping Sloth and I. We hate each other. Enough said about that." Greed stood and leaned against a wall, thinking.
"Do you REALLY hate him?" Wrath raised an eyebrow.
"Yes, I do. Now shut up before I smash your face in." Greed snarled, glaring at Wrath.
"Calm down Greed. I'm willing to fight you anytime."
"I thought you were supposed to be the angry one." Greed smirked and rolled his eyes.
