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"It just…moved?"

"It was 'alive.'' Jordan made air quotes with his good hand

"I think we should get rid of the knife."

"Yeah. Really. It could have killed me."

Niko glared at him and grabbed the knife

Jordan shrieks dramatically.

Niko kicked him in the shin and put the knife down

"Ow! Hey!" Jordan barks at him but snickers

Niko puts the knife down, "How should I do this?"

"Do what?"

"Get rid of this."

Victoria proceeds to roll around in the dirt because she has no fucking clue what she is doing

"Stop been a corpse!"

“Make me!”

Niko shook his head and ignored her

(Gods I have the shortest attention span ever)
She continues to roll around

Niko kicked her in the butt and went back to the knife

“Ow!”
She stops rolling and just glared at him

Niko shrugged and went back to work

Victoria had an idea.
"Hey Nico! I have an idea, come here with the knife!"

"Fine. Do not kill yourself with it."

"Weeeeell actually that's the plan."

"Fuck you."

"No no I am being very serious! It has the same stinger thing from the Jordan tree yes?"

"Well, you will not kill yourself. That's decided."

Victoria groaned.
"Fine fine, can we at least test my theory on my right leg, it's got no blood circulation."

"No."

Victoria looked at him as dead pan as possible and just says "Stab my leg."

"No."

"Stab. My. Leg."