Alphabet stories (read instructions)

"I am shocked, Barry! This, again?" exclaimed his mother. "I hate to yell, but this is ridiculous. The third time? Fourth?"

"Just hear me out please mother…." Barry tried to interject.

"Kill me now, it's the shouty mother again," mumbled one of the doctors to a nurse.

"Lenny I can't, if I kill you I have to revive you; it's the job description."

"Not your mother anymore, she can be your mother," spat his ex-mother, pointing at the nurse speaking to Larry as she strutted out.

"People are just so weird sometimes," someone explanained.

'Right, I guess I'm your mum now,' mumbled the nurse, patting Barry on the shoulder. 'Hello, uh, son?'

(XD)

"Mother of Barry, would someone please take her out!" Cried the second doctor.

(……… you know what I’m going to say)

(M IS NOT A NECESSARY NUMBER)

(M is not being used as a number here, so DON'T WORRY!)

“This is awkward.” A doctor said, since a nurse had just became the ‘mother’ of the patient.”

Usually the slow one, Lenny asked, "What?"

"Valentine's Day is coming!"

"When….? Will you be my valentine then.?" Barry mumbled through at a random nurse.

Xavier cut in,"She's my Valentine!"

Zach said,"Actually she's mine…"

amy (the most wonderful woman in the world) cut in, "Guys she's my valentine of course."

Barry got confused," She's not straight?!"

Carla, the nurse, took amy (the most wonderful woman in the world) by the arm, "duh."

Devin hugged the two girls,"Same here."

Ethan piped up from the back, "Like half of us here are gay my dude"