Alphabet stories (read instructions)

"Just kidding!" Barry suddenly yelled. "I… think."

"Kill me now, just make up your mind!" Jessica said, clearly annoyed.

"LAUGHING OUT LOUD," Said Abby.

"No one says "Laughing Out Loud" out loud, Abby." Zach reminded.

"My, my peasants, quit your petty squabbling," King George III came in, prancing around like a malicious fairy.

(I swear, you people have just adapted the alphabet so that "M" comes after "N" and it kills me)

(lol they tried forgetting 'm' and called it a number earlier so like, this is an improvement)

“Oh my goodness… is that. Is that King George III? Why is he here?” Barry asked.

(lol they tried forgetting 'm' and called it a number earlier so like, this is an improvement)

(Yeah, because M is not a necessary number)

(ChiPMUNK NO)

(None of you actually understand that I say that because it's a meme at my school)

(Oh. I thought it was a personal grudge.)

(Nah. My personal grudge is against "4")

(Oh yeah…)

(No okay I actually have justification for that and a backstory that involves basketball and my ex best friend)

(:O)

(Hey, quick totally unrelated questions: Can google feud be considered an extreme sport and how do you murder someone through your phone?)

(Erm idk, and you can threaten them Ig.)

(Nah, he's my friend, it's just that we went to this weird medieval times show and the knight we were rooting for was going around before the joust started and my friend started flirting with the knight and asked him out and our knight was laughing so hard throughout the entire match that he lost)

(Hold on he has a date with the knight I actually can't right now)

(Woah. Good for him.)