Cafe MindShaker

(NNNOOOOO. NO. PLEASE GOD NO. NO. NNNNNOOOOOOOOO)

( *E V E N M O R E INTENSE RECORDER *)

(NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOoOooOOOOOOOOOooOOOOOO)

( YOU'RE HERE THERE'S NOOOTHING I FEAR
*intense background recorder)

(yeah because I'm about as intimidating as a pink butterfly stuck on a marshmallow) (ang randomly dies in the distance from the cringe attack)

(oh sweet jesus i'm so lost)

(I played to recorder version of "my heart will go on" and Eevee wasn't very happy

also no cringe attack that was actually pretty funny)

(oh my god)

(i was dying from the cringe and the laughter) (but Take On Me made up for it)

(that one was fun but my favorite was this is halloween

like I was so tired and dizzy afterwards but I loved it)

(heck yeah. the chaos was indeed fun, but dabbing in Take On Me though?)

(okay I gotta admit that was the best lol)

(lol I can move my hips b/c dance taught me how to control my movements and balance so I don't fall on my face more often than I already do. I also might have a booty. Fun fact: The booty is the biggest muscle on anyone's body. lol sorry)

(yeah that makes a lot of sense. also I couldn't move my hips right if my life depended on it)

(i can try and teach you but honestly your hips were just made to fuck shit up and throw down in a fight. mine just squish and ??seduce?? lol I try)

(what the fuck are you guys talking about I'm so confused)

(oh my god now my brain is reciting jiu jitsu moves and random phrases from my instructor

"Dude what are you even doing a hip bump sweep is a pussy move for you"
"sWITCH YOUR HIPS"
"you gotta like… level out your hips?? I don't know just try."
"make sure your hips are in the right position. No, nO NOT LIKE THAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOUR LEGS BROKEN WAIT STOP" )

(we spent the day together and we're talking about just dance and how to move hips)

(it's fun. and I managed to get you flustered too which was a bonus. whoops sorry)

(well that sounds fun. more fun than fighting my old tablet anyways.)

(oh no what happened?)

(that's because

nevermind

and shinsleepy I can bring my old tablet cable maybe by some form of magic it will work??)

(I highly doubt it'll work, but on the bright side I almost finished a rough of an ocs as vine thing)

(oh shit I haven't started that whoops)

(oohhh~ What were ya gonna say Jensen~?)

(oH MY GOD NOT IN THE FORUMS LOVEBIRDS)

(I SAID NEVERMIND SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE WE'RE IN THE FORUMS AND THERE ARE LOTS OF CHILDREN HERE)

(THANK YOU)

(lol guys there is a PM system in place. sorry to freak you guys out)

(oh no I got a PM and now I'm scared of what she might say)