Cafe MindShaker

(i'm sorry don't be scared jesus I'm not that perverted)

(I'm sorry)

(no that's not why you just no I get nervous.)

(Sorry…)

(oh hey since you guys are all here we could probably start this back up again)

(it's fine I just need to learn how to calm myself down and tell myself that I'm not going to fucking die lol

also where are Mozos and Lavender?)

(I think Mozos lowkey hid in the hallway and Lavender is somewhere in Michael's room)

(no I mean the people that play them lol)

(idk. gone somewhere. maybe sleeping)

(oh, I have no idea. I don't think they've been on all day)

(enjoying their spring break like normal people? or maybe just too much school?)

(idk lol)

(should we start or wait another day for them to return?)

(well maybe Asura could explain the mirror to Matt?)

(sure)

(um yes pls b/c obtuse angle here is also much confusion on it too)

(and we're just gonna assume Michael knows what the mirror is because reasons)

(well Asura did explain it to him lol. Also who wants to start it's not going to be me this time)

(sure. i mean why not?)

(Red u should start because you've been out of the loop the longest)

Matt stared at the mirror, then switched from staring at that to Asura, and then to Michael, and then back again in a loop. "What kind of magic dickery does that do?" He finally asked while running his hand through his hair.

Michael not-so-secretly stared at Matt through the glass bottom of his third pot of coffee. Why the fuck does his hair look so fluffy for a drunk guy??

"This magic dickery might get us out of here," he responded, refusing to look at Matthias.

(also guys fun fact I never told you this because I didn't think it was important but Asura used to be a stripper. There's a story behind it I swear)

(wHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS THE LITERAL FIRST THOUGHT I HAD WHEN I FIRST SAW A PIC OF HIM)

(IM SORRY BUT MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS "HEY HE PROBABLY WAS A STRIPPER AT SOME POINT" AND THEN I WENT "WHAT THE HELL ME")

(WAIT A PICTURE OF ASURA?????)

(YUP)

(OH MY GOD MATT WAS GREETING A STRIPPER HE MET IN THE BEGINNING AND JUST WENT WITH IT BECAUSE HIS DRUNK GAY ASS AAAAHHHHH)

(OH MY GOD)

(MATT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!)