(speaking of drunk people, my uncle was snapchatting me in the middle of the night while high and drunk as fuck and it was the funniest thing I had ever seen in my life)
CAN I SuMMON THE GAYS REAL QUICK
Yue finishes his drink, wandering the streets as others partied around him. he sighs softly, going to the silver ring around his neck.
(oh god) Sam hummed, curling more around Asura. "You're a comfy pillow. I might just sleep off a little of the alcohol right here so we can fast forward to the fun stuff," he said, smirking
("Jensen help me find a seat"
"I can't do that, you're five hours away right now"
"Wait I don't know where I am help me I had like a hundred edibles")
Asura looked over, raising a brow. "In the middle of the sidewalk?"
"You're a god, just teleport us to a hotel so when I wake up I can lay on you better," he said, the alcohol in his system causing him to not make very much sense
"But pride isn't over yet," Asura complained. "And I'm hardly drunk. I still want to get wasted tonight."
"Here," Sam said, taking the bottle of rum he had in his hand and shoving it in Asura's face. "It's spiced, so no complaining."
"Where did that even come from?" Asura asked, taking it and chugging some of it.
"I brought it with me from the bar," Sam said matter-of-factly
"Oh," Asura said, taking another swig. Somebody stepped on his leg, and he flinched. "We should probably get up."
(i left for two days and i come back to the gayest gays being the gayest they can towards each other and i was on page 2. xD what happened)
( G A Y N E S S )
(lol)
(Holy fuck this is gayyyy)
(ikr)
(how do i insert Aiden into this)
(shakes head Tyler… Tyler…. TeaTea….. why, why would you use that word. Out of all the other words that could've been used…)
(what's wrong with insert? insert insert insert)
(You're repeating insert
In a gay rp.
The GAYEST rp.
Insert)
(at least i'm not referencing the milk fic, be grateful for that)
(that's why insert is the perfect word)
(oh please god no not the milk fic. there's that and then there's the pink button)
(anywhomstdve, how do i do this?)
(I have no clue. I have to find some way to throw my demi gal in here too lol)
(just make him do gay shit and interact with whoever you want
Lilith sat herself down in a bar and threw some money on the table, muttering about whiskey.
Grey walked into a nearby Gay bar and sat herself down in a booth, uncomfortable.
Aiden wandered into a nearby gay bar as he waved goodbye to his brother Joey and his friends Casper and Jenni. He looked around, trying to find a table with no one else on, but all of the tables were taken by big friend groups or couples. He ordered a diet coke and eventually found somewhere he could sit. Only one person was sitting there–a girl with black-and-blue hair and stunning dark eyes.
He slid over to the table, drink in hand. 'Hey, do you mind if I sit here?' he asked, gesturing to the seat in the booth opposite her.
"Oh um…" She panicked internally slightly before responding, "Uh, no not at all. Come sit." She gestured to the rest of the booth.
(lmao everybody is in a bar and Asura's just laying drunk in the middle of the sidewalk)