CAN I SuMMON THE GAYS REAL QUICK

(sure)

(yassss. I'm going to say Sam passed out drunk)
Asura noticed that Sam wasn't moving or talking. He had fallen asleep. With a sigh, Asura sat up and lifted Sam, placing him on a nearby bench so that he wouldn't just be laying in the middle of the sidewalk. He made his way to a nearby bar and opened the door, ready to get wasted.

(cOME JOIN GREY AND ME)

(this is Jensen. I might shut down my other account, idk yet. All I know is that I'm using this one from now on)

(oki den, and how can I jump in?)

(however u want)

(Just walk in?)

(go for it. also I'm trying to delete my account but it's not working)

(nooo don't delete your account. this is like the only way I get to talk to you)

(yeets account out of existence)

(@octane I can't message you for some reason)

(that's weird, I thought I fixed that issue)

(still? that's odd. hmm)

(no, you didn't. might be because you have an underscore in your username, but I'm not sure)

(maybe we should consult andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) if it continues?)

(that's kinda weird bc I've seen other people with stuff like underscores in their names and they seemed to not be having a problem?)

(maybe it's because yours is at the beginning? idk)

(well I tried inboxing u on the SaltyLasaga account)

(okay I'll check it. also I just signed up for AP history for next year and that's going to actually kill me)

(why. why would you do that to yourself. why)

(because I lowkey want to go to college)

(no why that involves nightly homework why would you do that to yourself. I was rank 1 in my class then I was sick for 2 weeks and then bam I'm back up to like 5th)

(it would look good on college applications and bump up my gpa)

(don't worry I'll be able to get the homework done. I'll just have to get in a LOT of fights with my parents over it and I might die from the stress but that's fine)

(i personally suggest typing the notes then)

(guys help no matter what I do I can't seem to calm my emotions)

(Does the lasaga need a hug)

(the lasagna needs constant hugs dude)

//drink some water and eat some chocolate if you have that

(Well I’m sitting right next to you I can give hugs rn if you want)