Did I Forget To Mention The Aliens? (Closed, 5/5 spots taken.)

"What kind? Please tell me there are no Xenomorphs out there." Ellen said.

"Mostly friendly ones. I actually have this one friend, not human, calls himself a doctor. I don't really see him much but he sometimes drops by. And then there was this Silurian, we were together for a few months before he left me for a Zygon. Honestly, I can understand why, Zygons are great kissers." he chuckled.

"Lovely." Ellen muttered. "Why does your friend call himself a doctor?"

"No idea. He just does." Jack said. He didn't want to talk about the Doctor right now.

"Huh." Is he an actual doctor, or does he just like to call himself doctor. Like, what even? Does he just say 'I'm a doctor' and people just roll with it? A thought suddenly occurred to her. "Are you human?"

"Yes, I'm human. What else would I be?" he asked in a snarky tone.

"Well humans don't regenerate after getting bit or whatever." She said, pointing to the blood on his jacket.

a raging bisexual//

"I'm a special human." he said defensively. "Regenerate. Interesting way to word it."

Ellen squinted before shrugging. "Okay."

and the quiet creeps in….//

"Well, anyways, might I offer you a drink?" he asked.

i have broken the quiet mwahaha//

Ellen arched an eyebrow. "Really? A drink." Why? So you can drug me?

that was the plan//

"Yes. Tea?" he asked.

explosion tea?//

"Sure." Ellen said. Why are you doing this?

for tea!!//

"Come on. There's a kitchen somewhere around here." he said.

"Okay." Ellen stuffed her hands into her pockets. "Lead the way, Cap."

"Yeah, sure. Never really did have time to explore the place, I've always been so busy. I mean, if I had an assistant that would make things much easier. Know anyone?" he asked.

Ellen thought for a moment. This could be interesting. "Depends. What kind of assistant are you looking for?"

what kind my friend?//

"Skilled with technology, capable, doesn't run away when there's danger," he said, pausing. "Reasonably attractive."

Ellen rolled her eyes at the least part, thinking for a moment. He's a bit weird, but then again who isn't? "I think I could be up for the job."

"You? That last part is important, you know. Are you taking me seriously?" he asked. "I'm just kidding, don't worry."

Ellen chuckled stiffly. "I am asexual, pal. So don't get any ideas." She glanced around the hall. "But yeah, me. I like tech, I can work magic on most tech, and can be useful in a tight spot."

woosh almost time to use cherry!//

"Well then, Ellen, you start work tomorrow. Welcome to Torchwood." Jack said.