Hogwarts Professors RP CLOSED [@camiestrange @TheLavanderOwl @DancingRubberChicken @TurtleofFreedom] POTTERHEADS PLEASE STALK!!!!!!

//same tho. Like I said, I have so so so many headcannons

(Same with McGonagall. Even writing a fanfic about her!)

"However, seriously Dumbledore," Minerva said, taking on an important tone, "What will you say to Igor and Olympe?"

“Um. ‘Welcome to our school, where magical adventures await!’ I don’t know,” Dumbledore sighed.

(What year is this? Is it when the Golden Trio are at Hogwarts?)

(Wait. I know)

"Not that," Minerva huffed, exasperated. "Will we hold the Triwizard Tournament at Hogwarts Dumbledore?"

“We shall have to,” Dumbledore said gravely. “It is the ‘middle ground’ for both other schools.”

"How will we tell the students? Just simply… announce it?"

“I suppose so. Great Hall, suppertime?”

"The students will be arriving in a week, so the start-of-term banquet would be the best place. At that time, Beauxbatons and Durmstrang should be arriving, so they can partake in the feast as well," Minerva thought aloud.

“Works for me,” Dumbledore said, popping a sherbert lemon in his mouth.

(What do you suppose Trelawney's Hogwarts house was?)

(I think she was Ravenclaw.)

(Probably.)

Minerva stood. "I'd better be going," she said.

“Alright. Don’t let the Thestrals break in,” Dumbledore said, standing up, too.

Minerva tensed, every muscle in her body tightening, but she kept walking and made it all the way back to her desk before collapsing with exhaustion and stress.

//aww poor minerva

(I know right! I can literally feel her pain.)

//i hate it when you torture a character and then feel bad, dont you?

(Yes! @DancingRubberChicken and @TheLavenderOwl, y'all can join in whenever.)

//bust in and be like, HARRY POTTER IS A DIMWIT WHO KNOWS NOT WHAT IS GOING ON, AND IN FACT IS NOT OBSERVANT AT ALL!!!

(I'm dying from trying-not-to-laugh-in-the-dead-silent-classroom-that-is-Algebra-I syndrome. It is deadly.)

//ahh. That sounds quite distressing

Minerva sat at her desk for several moments before deciding that she needed a break. She transformed into her animagus form and took a leisurely stroll around the grounds. (cough-cough To Hagrid's hut cough-cough)

Dumbledore left his office through the secret side door and readied himself for bed.

//Then he died. JK. I’m just bored.

Hagrid sat down in his chair after making a cup of hot tea. Fang plopped himself at Hagrid's feet. "Don't sit there, you great oaf," He said giving Fang a little nudge with his foot. Fang gave a little sigh and stayed where he was.

(This died….)

;~;

Minerva transformed back into a human and knocked on Hagrid's door. She heard a dog bark when she knocked, and she hissed under her breath.