It could be worse: A one on one (CLOSED)

"It could be worse."
"We've been captured by a criminal mastermind. How is this good?"
"I didn't say it was good, I said it could be worse. You never did fully grasp the concept of speech."
"Ridiculing me, even now? I admit you're smarter than me, happy?"
"Satisfied, for now. We still have to escape though."
"Brilliant deduction, Captain Obvious."
"I'm not a captain, I'm a detective."
"You know what I mean… well, possibly not with a skull as thick as yours."
"I thought you just admitted I was more intelligent than you. Am I wrong?"
"I hate you."

Bring on the misadventures of arrogant and eccentric genius Detective Samantha Dare and the compassionate and brave former police officer (Now works part-time as a chef) Hayden Harkness. Together these two solve the unsolvable, arrest criminals, write blogs, and watch crappy reality TV.
RULES, CHARACTER PROFILES, AND OTHER ESSENTIAL INFORMATION:
Rules: Same as andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer)'s. There is a time and place for gore, and that time and place is when on a case.

Name: Hayden Harkness
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Very straight
Appearance: Ginger red hair to shoulders, normally in a sleek ponytail or messy man-bun. Kind but fierce grey eyes, freckles, pale skin tone, tall and quite muscular. Handsome in a good natured cinnamon roll-y way.
Outfit: Jeans, light grey tennis shoes, solid color maroon v-neck t-shirt, navy blue hoodie.
Personality: Brave, compassionate, loyal to the ones he cares about
Threat level: On a scale of one to ten, two.

Name: Samantha Dare
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Pansexual/Panromantic.
Appearance: Wavy jet black hair to waist, icy blue eyes that could bore holes in someone. About average height, slender, very attractive looking but in a terrifying way.
Outfit: Dark purple button-up shirt, knee length black skirt and leggings, leather jacket, tall black heeled boots.
Personality: Eccentric, arrogant, total genius, standoffish, always thinks several steps ahead.
Threat level: One a scale of one to ten, I'd say about twenty. Could bring down the entire government with just a few words.

Samantha is my character, whoever joins can use Hayden. Possible romance between the two would be cool but I don't really care whether or not that happens. Okay actually I'm kinda aiming for a romance but whatevs. Also, Hayden and Samantha live together in a reasonably sized flat near the Thames river in London, they rented it but Samantha almost always ends up paying the majority of the rent. The have a friendly landlady named Michelle Greene who owns a bookshop right next door to the flat. Samantha, when she isn't on a case, will normally stop by to look at a few novels. I think that covers most of it, we can add more to the character's backstory as we go along.
And last but not least, have fun!

(can I join?)

HELLO

I don't want to offend either of you…

Nah, it's fine I'll leave.

Okay.

@Qxeenscryche yes you may join.

thx!

So do you want to start or should I?

can u?

Sure!
Samantha struggled at the ropes binding her. "Hayden, hand me my Swiss Army knife. It's in my back pocket."

"I'll try." He tried to lower his arms and he finally got a hold of her Swiss Army Knife, he took it out and gave it to her, "There you go."

"For once you've actually done something helpful." she said, cutting away her bonds and then Hayden's.

"Oh shut up." He rubbed his wrists and got up.

"You know I'm right. Let's find a way out of here, seeing as we were lowered down. No doors, but a ventelation system that could fit us both if we went in single file."

"Every one knows you're not right, and you can go first since you won't let me any way."

"Do stop talking, it lowers your value as a companion." she said. "Be a dear and pull of the grate so we can get in."

"I couldn't care less about being your companion, and look who's the weak one now." He said as he pulled off the grate.

"Physical strength." she said, scoffing. "Paled in comparison to my intellect." Samantha climbed in.

"At least you admitted that i'm stronger than you." He climbed in behind her.

"No, I said you had high muscle mass."

"Which means i'm stronger than you."

"No, it means you're an oafish idiot. Now shut up and follow me."

"You're the one that's an oafish idiot, and fine."

"Good man." Samantha said. A breeze hit Samantha in the face, filling her mouth with dust. "Gob, thath horrib." she muttered, gagging.

"You deserve that." He said with a slight chuckle.

"I told you to shut up."

"Nah, I don't want to listen to you."

"Boost me up, there's another tunnel leading to an exit, do you hear the footsteps going past? Unlike you, i observe."

"Sure, and yes." He gave her a boost and got out after her.