Jus join ok. wait you can't because Sly steals your chances of ever rping with me (closed//stalkers enabled)

"Jules is my Golden Retriever." Elias chuckled. "I guess that's okay with me."

gAy! gAyDaR aLeRt!

Lukie shrugged. "Well, since you interrupted one of my goddamned naps…" He flopped down on the bed and burrowed into the sheets. They didn't smell nearly as bad as the rest of the room.

I should clean my room… Elias thought. Maybe some Febreeze?
He glanced at the clock. "Well it's not late enough to go to bed so I might as well do my homework." He grumbled.

Lukie stole Elias' pillow and spooned it as he drifted off into sleep again.

(Time skip to Lukie waking up?)

(yis)

It was later that night when Lukie stretched awake, inhaling deeply. Where is my mortal companion? I'm hungry.

(That last sentence was way more dirty than you thought it would be)

Elias glanced over his shoulder from his desk. "Well hello Mr. Sunshine."

(wiggles eyebrows)

Lukie stretched with a loud groaning scream. "I"M HUNGRY!"

"Good for you." How the fuck am I supposed to find X when you don't give me hALF THE PROBLEM???
"There's food in the kitchen."

(xD MEEEE)

"YOU SUMMONED ME! FOOOOOD!" Lukie threw the pillow at the back of Elias' head.

"HEY!" Elias yelped as the pillow hit him. "No throwing things!" He tossed it back at him. "Go find your own food!"

"NO!!! I WANT FOOD NOT TO WATCH SOME DUMB ASSHOLE DO HIS ALGEBRA HOMEWORK!"

"DUMB ASSHOLE?!!" Elias stood up and tackled him onto the bed. "SAY THAT TO MY FACE!"

Lukie smirked under Elias. "Dumb asshole bitchloid."

"NO YOU!"

gAyDaR aLeRt! HE IS HOT!

(immediately thinks of the meme)

Lukie smirked. "You don't have a better retort, as you pin me down on your bed?" He purred the question and moved his head around a little. "Oh, what're you gonna do?"

"Probably send you back to the hellhole you came from." Elias growled, his face closer to Lukie's than intended.

"Oh noooo…" Lukie crooned. "How're you gonna do that? Bang me like a screen door in a hurricane?"

"N-no." Elias blushed, trying to compose himself. "Do another incantation…p-probably."

(That was restlessly dirty, sorry xD)

"Probably? You think you can keep me down for that long?" Lukie laughed quietly.

"I dunno." Elias shrugged. "Wait…..What the heck am I doing? I still need you. So go get your own food." He ordered, not moving.

Lukie moved his head over to the side. "I might."

Fuck…

Elias gulped. "Should we just….go to bed?"

"I just woke up. If you're suggesting we…" A smirk passed over his handsome face. "Sleep together, I wouldn't say no."

"NO I'M NOT!" Elias scrambled off of him and bolted out the door. "I'M GETTING SOME SUPPER!"

Lukie chuckled and sat up. "Ahhh… Mortals."

Elias poked his head back in. "Are…are you coming?"

Lukie floated up off of the bed. "I suppose. Hmmm, so what are you planning on eating?" He floated across the room and over to Elias.

"First off, the levitating is freaking me out. Second, I have no clue."

"First off, I don't give a shit, unless you're planning on pushing me up against that wall. Second, figure it out, Sherlock."