School RP 2 (Closed Stalkers are welcome even if I still don't believe they exist...)

Nothing.

IT WAS SOMETHING BUDDY! SPIT 'ER OUT.

(spitters are quitters…)

I burst out laughing and my mom just gave me this look of 'You are fucking mental'

I burst out laughing and my mom just gave me this look of 'You are fucking mental'

Wow. The only person your age to understand that oddly sexual joke. I love you.

(Keep it in the family or keep it in your pants)

Okay one, love you too. And two, stop it she keeps asking me what's so funny and I can't tell her the truth cause she'll kill me

What is the difference between your wife and your job?

They both suck?

They both suck?

After five years your job still sucks. The difference not what they have in common.

Hey, I was close

I had more but I'll stop.

There are too many sexual innuendos on this page

:) that's my fault.

I don't think there are enough.

ROMANCE ME.

It was times like these Lillian really was grateful for Darren. She could feel sleep start to take over, even with the pain in her gut.

He let out a slow sigh as he relaxed back into deep sleep.

Lillian fell back asleep. She shouldn't wake up again, until the morning.

Darren has been awake but just laid there, still holding onto Lillian.

Lillian was curled up against Darren sleeping as soundly as she could.

He ran his hand through her hair slowly with a gentle touch as not wake her.

Lillian let out a soft sigh in her sleep. Her body seemed to relax slightly.

He wondered how long she’d be asleep for but soon realized it didn’t matter too much.

(Do you want me to wake her up?)

Doesn’t matter.

(Eh I'll do it.)

Lillian yawned as she woke up. Her stomach still aching from the cramps.

He smiled a little, only enough for the corners of his mouth to twitch upward happily. “Good morning darling,”

Lillian glanced up at him her eyes had a slight pain with in them, "Morning babe."

“You feeling okay?”

"Not really," Lillian sighed her hands staying around her stomach area, "Cramps are slowly killing me."

Delilah: “Id walk across LEGOs barefoot for you,”

What a woman. Lol

"Not really," Lillian sighed her hands staying around her stomach area, "Cramps are slowly killing me."

“I’m sorry honey,” his smile grew sympathetic.

(Lol)

Lillian let out a little whine, “Please just put me out of my misery. This fucking sucks!”

:)