School RP 2 (Closed Stalkers are welcome even if I still don't believe they exist...)

Ducking crazy.

Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Eyy.

Duck puns.

I hate myself.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
You are great!
And handsome!
And smart!
And really really sporty!

I played in the snow with my doggo.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

Im dying.

Same…. Kill me… Please.

Let’s Romeo and Juliet this together. (Even though you banned death)

(I lift that ban) Yes. My-Our suffering must end.

Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die.

THE STRESS IS HIGH PEOPLE. THE STRESS IS FUCKING HIGH.

I wish drugs were quick man

I wish drugs were quick man

You were supposed to say something like, "O happy dagger, I die!"

Is it bad I only understand that because of Epic Rap Battles of History?

Yes. As an accel. English student, you should know shakespear.

I wish drugs were quick man

You were supposed to say something like, "O happy dagger, I die!"

Listen, I have homework to do, but can't because my fucking period decided to pop its nasty ass head in. So I can do nothing other than be a ball or use the,toilet.

Sorry sweetheart, I'm stuck reading about Ebola and WW2

True and fair enough.

Don't judge something I don't have a choice over.

I can and thus I shall.

I'm dyyyyyying.

You're evil

oh yes. I shall be the worst of your nightmares. You shall call me Dare or D-devil to keep me at bay.

(…You fucking asked for it.)
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(Fuuuuuck, I'm dead. What that tongue do boy?)

Oh fuck.

I hate feeling really gay and then really bad when you realize that the dood's probably younger than you.

He's 20