School RP 2 (Closed Stalkers are welcome even if I still don't believe they exist...)

That’s not true. If someone I think isn’t adorable says “im ugly,” im not afraid to say “yeah. Ya are,” but you aren’t.

But I is not adorable. I is ugly.

I don’t give a crap what you think. My opinion is that you aren’t.

It isn't my opinion, Darren. It's a fact.

No. That’s not how beauty works. It’s an eye of the beholder thing. Your opinion is that you aren’t adorable and you’re entitled to that. I can’t tell you what to believe. However, same goes for you. You can’t tell me what to believe (welcome to America). My opinion is that you’re cute. Deal with it.

-_-

Burn. Eat it.

Want to read a crappy piece of poetry?

🤷🏻‍♂️ sure.

Little tree
Little tree
Is it really you I see?
I planted you so long ago
After the winter –
after the snow.
Here you stand, my little tree
Preparing to grow tall as can be
I hope you grow up quick someday
And provide me with a bit of shade.
Someday I will come back to you
And rest my weary legs upon your roots.
And looking up into your graceful branches
Where the birds dwell and the wind dances
I shall say
"Little tree
Little tree
Is it really you I see?"

Aw. It’s cute.

~u~
Thanks!

I feel like it could be ambiguous or have a deeper allegory.

It's about a tree…

Yeah. No duh. I read it. I know what it is. Read it with a deeper meaning.

Hi. I’m not dead yet.

I mean… that’s good.

Yeah, how about you?

"Yeah that sounds nice. Can you gather everyone for me?" She kissed his cheek and headed into the kitchen, bringing the food to the table.

Ryan did as asked and brought everyone into the the kitchen, all of them still chatting with each other. Ryan broke away to help Belle.

Yeah, how about you?

Eh.

I mean, you're not dead. So that's good. Great job!

Yeah. No duh. I read it. I know what it is. Read it with a deeper meaning.

I was too tired to do that last night, but I see where you're coming from now. ;D

"Yeah that sounds nice. Can you gather everyone for me?" She kissed his cheek and headed into the kitchen, bringing the food to the table.

Ryan did as asked and brought everyone into the the kitchen, all of them still chatting with each other. Ryan broke away to help Belle.

She hummed quietly as she worked, just watching everyone with a slight smile.

Yeah. No duh. I read it. I know what it is. Read it with a deeper meaning.

I was too tired to do that last night, but I see where you're coming from now. ;D

Allegory.

"Yeah that sounds nice. Can you gather everyone for me?" She kissed his cheek and headed into the kitchen, bringing the food to the table.

Ryan did as asked and brought everyone into the the kitchen, all of them still chatting with each other. Ryan broke away to help Belle.

She hummed quietly as she worked, just watching everyone with a slight smile.

“Do you need help with anything over here?” Ryan asked with a smile.

I mean, you're not dead. So that's good. Great job!

I tried.

………..Quack.

………..Quack.

Bork

"Yeah that sounds nice. Can you gather everyone for me?" She kissed his cheek and headed into the kitchen, bringing the food to the table.

Ryan did as asked and brought everyone into the the kitchen, all of them still chatting with each other. Ryan broke away to help Belle.

She hummed quietly as she worked, just watching everyone with a slight smile.

“Do you need help with anything over here?” Ryan asked with a smile.

She was still absorbed in her world, making things exactly right even though it wasn't necessary.

………..Quack.

Bork

Uh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh QUACK