(I have missed a latte. :()
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(oof just waiting for @Ca1iCa1 )
Thayer flinched in confusion, then quickly followed. “Um, I thought gorillas were nice! Did we piss it off?”
“Yep!” Briar kept on running, not looking back. “And, they’re not always so cool and collected you know. This isn’t ‘Tarzan’! Apes don’t sing humans lullabies about how they’ll protect you and make you their king!”
“What? Did they do that in Tarzan?”
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He brushed off his jeans and looked around again. "I'm Sura. Where the hell are we?"
“You bet your ever lovin’ boots they did, dude!”
(Wait so what do I do? Wait what did I miss? QAQ)
Sam scowled at Matt. "Go sit down before you fall and split your head open."
"Uhh… okay…" Matt tried to walk forward but just ended up folding his legs beneath him and violently sat down cross-legged on the floor.
Sam rolled his eyes. He vaguely wished that he could take his glasses off, but the combination of a headache and horrible vision forced him to keep them on. "I suppose I should ask your name."
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“I was going to ask you the same thing..” Floyd said, a slight frown forming. “Did you get a weird pop up on your TV?”
Orion, while climbing, saw a man moving through the trees. Jumping down, he ran towards him. "HEY! Isn't this place awesome! All I did was press the TV! It isn't even a good TV, I only keep it for background noise. Who are you?? My name is Orion. Yes, the cat ears and tail are real, and fully functional, please don't pull on them." Surprisingly excitiable, he blurts this all out.
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Cal stumbled back a bit at the man's forwardness.
"Uh, I'm Calixto, though Cal is fine too," he replied to the explosion of comments. He took note that the cat ears and tail were real and felt compelled to touch them but refrained from doing so.
Sam rolled his eyes. He vaguely wished that he could take his glasses off, but the combination of a headache and horrible vision forced him to keep them on. "I suppose I should ask your name."
"The name's Matthias. Matthias Romanark. Most peoples just call me Matt" He explained, leaning back against the wall under the window. "And you Mr. Fancypants?"
"This place is really nice. I feel really at peace. Do you want to walk with me? I was looking for things that were either edible, pretty, or shelter." Orion seems almost giddy to be in such a place, but calms himself.
"Samandriel. Sam is fine however," Sam said, taking his glasses off to wipe a smudge off of the lenses
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He found his eyes wandering over Floyd's body again as he answered. "Yeah, it was weird as hell. The TV actually turned on by itself."
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Cal agrees and falls into step beside him. He can't help thinking about the adorable ears and tail. Orion also seemed like a really sweet character…
He felt that he could trust Orion with his childlike sense of wonder.
"Alright then Mr. Sam-Man." Matt replied and did awkward finger guns in Sam's direction.
"Sam…Man?" Sam asked, vaguely confused as he put his glasses back on. He tilted his head a little, squinting at Matt while his eyes adjusted to the glasses
"Yeah ya know, Sam-Man…" Matt crawled across the floor to get closer to Sam.
"I…I'm not sure I understand that reference," Sam said, rubbing his temple to try and get some of the headache to go away
(Sam-man. Sam man. Sam Man. Sand Man. Sand Man, because he is the reason Matt has NSFW dreams.)
(yes I'm aware of that but hungover Sam is confused Sam)
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“Yeah? It’s completely insane,” Floyd responded, trailing off towards the end of his words in a distracted manner. “Think anyone else is around here?”
(Huh? I wasn't trying to be snarky, I was trying to show where my mind went, not insulting Sam)
(no I didn't take it insultingly you're fine lol)
(omg Ca1iCa1 that was the reference I was going for too lol)
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(XDDDDD)
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(Matt: Mr. Sam-man, bring me a dream~
Sam: I don't even have the ability to-
Matt: NSFW preferrably. And with you involved. They don't even have to be dreams either
Sam: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)