The Demons Making a Living RP (Closed//Stalkers Enabled)

(I don't know what that means. AP who? what?)

Razin snored quietly.

(Advanced Placement. It's a college class)

Lil giggled.

(That's good! Right? College.)

Razin snored.

(Yeah, as a freshman. In High School. I think. But I love History so I'm alright with it. And the teachers are really cool.)

Lil giggled again. "Now I know what woke up Killian."

(That's really great!)

Razin snored again, still asleep.

(Thanks!)

Lil laid down and rested her head on the foot of the couch.

Razin, who is still asleep, snored.

Lil pulled him farther up onto her self and hugged him.

He subconsciously hugged back, still asleep, if you weren't aware.

Lil rolled her eyes and sighed contentedly and looked back at the TV.

Razin could vaguely pick up a few words from the television but paid no mind to it. In his imagination, he was surfing rainbows and fighting dragons, like any other normal adult man.

Lil chuckled at a joke, unaware at what gay things her husband was dreaming of.

He dreamt of large castles erecting from green hills, a sun shining with a smile and sunglasses. Why the sun is wearing sunglasses, no one is sure.

Why would the sun be wearing sunglasses is also a great question. The sun doesn't need protection from itself.

Maybe the sun thinks itself too powerful and is trying to contain its vast powers.

But then the sunglasses would melt.

They're special sunglasses.

They'd be hella big ones.

Hella big special sunglasses.

The size of the fuckin Earth and bigger than Jupiter. A lot bigger.

(Ima sleep night)
THEY ARE VERY BIG SPECIAL SUNGLASSES!

(Night!)

That… isn't possible.

(I'm awake!)

Hush, anything is possible if you dream it.

(hello!)

But… it's a pair of sunglasses, almost two times the size of Jupiter.

(How you doing?)

This is all happening in a dream where he's surfing rainbows. It doesn't make sense.

(Pretty neat. You?)

Okay, but seriously you're expecting a lot from the people who make sunglasses. I don't think their salary is very high. Plus, it'd be super expensive to make hands down.

(Yeah, I'm slowly making a pile of food in my room and there are doughnuts so it's pretty great.)

In this dream society, Razin has made, they're doing it cause they have guns to the heads of their children. They don't have a choice but to make giant sunglasses for the sun.

(mmmmm i love doing that)

Oh my god, that's really unrealistic. Sure, use the children, but seriously that's really unprofessional. Just raise the salary and get more done.

(I can have midnight snacks without having to creep down the stairs! I love it!)

Where do we get the money though? We are already a bankrupt society.

Then make a government. Sure, it's kinda stupid, but if everyone's doing the same job, then we're Russia. Yet Russia is a global superpower.