The Demons Making a Living RP (Closed//Stalkers Enabled)

The government doesn't have any money.

The government can have money if they define it.

They're a really lazy government.

They could pick up some rocks and tell them they're worth money.

If they get off their lazy arses long enough to outside.

Are we the government?

Maybe.

Well that's not specific.

It's a dream, it doesn't have to be.

But it's a dumb unrealistic dream that I'm focusing on because there's nothing else I can focus on.

It's a great dream, he's having a blast. And if you want to do something then suddenly a pterodactyl bursts through the door, goodness.

what the fuc pterodactyls are extinct, that's not possible.

It came from the past through a portal created by the dragon king who wanted to chill with dinosaurs but dinosaurs went like no and attacked now, whoop, there's one in the living room.

No stop. Pushes stupid subplot from living room

The best subplot spits in your face and flies away

Agghhhh okay can we be more realistic now? Wipes stupid subplot off of face

Sure. It's just a family of demons chilling.

Yep. Nothing extraordinary about that.

Completely normal and something you'd come across everyday.

Yep.

Mhmm.

Absolutely.

Positively.

Yes.

We are the best authors in the world. Clearly.

ooHH YESS WE ARE DESTINED FOR GREATNESS

It is written in the stars by lesser authors.

Who may or may not be us.

One of the many mysteries of the universe.

Yep