Time Travel RP with my character Piper (CLOSED)

((Meow))

(Where is the snek?)

((Idk hold on I'm gonna summon them Draws pentagram))

(Sly…)

((lays out Slytherin stuffs and a snek))

(eeerrrrrRRRRRAAAGHGHGH
You rang?)

(Hello! We need you to start.)

(Yeah I know
I'm working on it
I have 9 other notes and not a lot of time)

(Okie den.)

(fRICK I GTG SORRRRRYYYYYYYY)

(NooOOOOOOooOooOOOo!)

(ARGH I'M BACK)

((HI))

(HELLO!!!)

(HI!)

(HEY KIDS
LET"S FRICKIN PARTY)
Piper leaned on the counter of the small booth. Customers were few today. She sighed.
(walk the frick up)

Kelly walked into the cafe and headed towards the bar. She sat down and leaned on her elbow.

"Anything new Kel?" Piper asked.

Rowena walked outside, her nose stuck in a book and Heart Shaped Box blasting in her ears

"Noooooooooooo," Kelly moaned, sliding her elbow out so that her chin touched the table. "I wish we lived in the 1900's… things were so… eventful back then."

(note i just want this to be funny so if you don't want it just tell me)
a portal opens and Curxx falls out of it "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" Cruxx face-plants onto the ground "……ow"

Rowena removed an ear bud. "What? Did someone sceam? Because same."

cruxx groaned in pain "over….here…"

Kelly jumped at Curxx's sudden arrival and fell off the bar stool.

"try not to die… dying is bad for your health." cruxx picked himself up "oh hey my legs are broken… good think i can't feel them."

Kelly pushed herself off of the ground with a scoff. "Serves you right," she muttered. She'd never cared for Curxx much. She pulled out her phone and texted Aria.

KELLY: Hey, where are you?

Ellen eyed Cruxx before going back to sketching.

She poked her head in. "What happened?"

Piper rolled her eyes. "Why do you touch the portal gun when it doesn't work well?"

"it's not my fault something exploded and sent me through the portal." cruxx leans on the wall.