To Gay or Not to Gay; That is the Question (one on one//closed)

"You are a complete idiot," Vien laughed

Vin laughed too. "Thanks!"

Vien rolled his eyes. "No more for you. You can have more later."

"I didn't ask for any more, Vien, yet, anyway." Vin grinned.

"Well you can wait," Vien huffed, though he was still smiling

"I'll just steal some, then." Vin smirked.

"You better not, or I'll charge you," Vien warned

"You'd do that anyway," Vin said airly with a wave of his hand.

"No, I wouldn't. There's such a thing as asking before you steal," Vien huffed

"Oh, yeah, I just told you what I was going to do, I think that qualifies."

"That doesn't qualify as asking," Vien protested

"Well, then, fineeee. Can I please steal more alcohol when you're asleep?"

"No, you can't steal more alcohol when I'm asleep. I can give you more when I'm awake, however."

Vin made a soft scoffing noise. "When?" He asked child-like.

"You keep that up and you won't get any more for a week," Vien hummed

"Then I'll be forced to steal some!" Vin exclaimed.

"I will lock it up and I will put a spell on it," Vien threatened

"Then I'll…" He paused. "Go somewhere else! Buy my own liquor from a store."

"Enjoy your cheap liquor you have to pay twice the price for," Vien hummed

Vin scoffed at Vien's general direction. "You're trying to kill me, you know."

"All you had to do was ask, not chug two bottles of my good whiskey," Vien said with a roll of his eyes

"Okay, so maybe I'm trying to drown myself. Is that a problem?"

“If you start trying to drown yourself, I’m going to have to evaporate the ocean.”

"Well, then that would cause a ruckus, wouldn't it?"

Vien gave him a narrow look. “One more bottle and that’s it,” he said firmly

"Fine, fine." Vin waved a hand.

Vien smiled triumphantly. “Good.”

"Gimmie gimme gimme gimmmmmeeeee…"

“Fine,” Vien groaned. “What do you want? More whiskey?” he asked as he got up

"Yeeeeesss whiskeeeeeeyy…"