To Gay or Not to Gay; That is the Question (one on one//closed)

“He’ll calm down if you apologize for wanting to throw him out the window!” Vien called between laughs

"JUsT PoP thE TruNK!"

Vien laughed harder as he popped the trunk, Baal now resorting to curling around and around Vien while screaming

Vin ripped the dragon off of himself and put him in the trunk, into a bag. He went to close the trunk.

When Vin got back in the car, Baal was waiting in the back seat. As soon as Vin sat down he leaned forward and screamed directly into Vin’s ear

(The mental image of Baal screaming is cracking me up rn)

Vin grabbed the dragon, pulled down the window and tossed him out of it. Ruby barked indignantly.

Baal just popped back into existence in the front seat, his screaming growing louder while Vien laughed so hard he couldn’t breathe

Vin screamed in frustration and threw the dragon out the window again.

Baal just popped back into the car screaming and waving his head all over the place like a deranged chicken

(beST SIMILIE)

Vin grabbed Baal in his arms got up a little and sat on that motherfucker.

(I’m honestly dying at this lmao)

Baal wiggled and squirmed to get his head out from under him before screaming at him

(same tho)

Vin shifted on Baal so that he covered his head. "We can go now."

Vien was still wheezing too much to respond while Baal made muffled screams from beneath Vin

Vin put weight down on the dragon carefully, hoping, eventually, the dragon would run out of breath.

Baal gurgled and screamed and whined while Vien laughed madly

Vin relaxed into the seat, looking proud of himself. Ruby borked confusedly.

Baal melted and wriggled out from under Vin before crawling next to Ruby

Vin sighed and glared over his shoulder at the animals. Ruby borked happily and laid her muzzle on Baal.

Baal stuck his long tongue out at Vin before curling happily around Ruby

Vin scowled and looked at Vien. "What are you wheezing about?"

“That was the funniest bloody thing I’ve ever seen,” Vien giggled

"You're the funniest bloody thing I've ever seen," Vin snapped back, "now drive, pleaaase."

“Okay, okay,” Vien laughed as he finally started the car

Vin sighed and sat back in the seat. "Jeez, Baal." He shook his head.

Baal seemed to make some sort of gurgling sound before beginning to scream, but instead of scream he started repeating “Jeez, Baal,” over and over

Vin put his hands on the sides of his head and shut his eyes. "OH MY GAHD SHUT UP!"

Vien started laughing again, and Baal wormed his way over to Vin so he could start repeating it into Vin’s ear

Vin grabbed the dragon and threw him out the window.

“Vin, we’re in a moving vehicle!” Vien shouted. Baal popped up in the back seat, and he threw his head back before starting to scream

"DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT???" Vin bellowed over Baal's screaming.