Jax boredly looked around the empty, dark room and sighed loudly. "That's a safe. So where's the handle?" He asked himself loudly, and he stood up, and easily pulled away from Leon.
"What handle?" He said as he followed Jaz, not trusting him to be alone.
He wandered over to the safe and eyed the actual handle with suspicion. "Hmmmm." He rubbed his chin.
"This looks like an alarm handle," He declared with an air of someone who just invented toilet paper.
"Then don't pull the handle," He said
"You're right." He smiled. He turned to the alarm handle a little to the left and tugged on it confidently, so fast, that Leon couldn't move to stop him. A loud ringing noise echoed out of the main room.
(Is cursing allowed?)
(Abso fucking lutely)
(lol, oki den)
"Are you fucking serious?!" He yelled as he grabbed Jax's wrist, again, and ran out the bank to god knows where.
Jax snatched up his bag as they passed it and stayed quiet, wondering how he went wrong.
He stopped running after a while, they were in a forest, and sits down with his back against a tree.
Jax stumbled around a little and tripped over a root, scattering his stolen mints everywhere. "At least we have mints!" He exclaimed randomly as he plucked them up.
"Every single fucking time you do this. Why do I even stay with you after this many times?" He said, "It's probably because I'm an idiot" He mumbled the last part to himself while he looked around and sighed.
Jax ignored these rather hurtful remarks and lie down onto the soft forest floor, humming tunelessly while he popped several mints into his mouth.
"Jax, why do you always do this?" He asked as he looked at him for an answer
"Murhp Murp hurm murp" was the only thing that he said, for he couldn't say much more with the ridiculous number of mints in his mouth.
"Actually, tell me after you eat the mints." He said as he grabbed another mint sine he had nothing better to do.
It was silent apart from the gentle crunching of Jax until it had sustained; Jax had finished his mints.
"Have you finished your mints yet?" He asked, slightly impatient.
"Mmmmm no…" He murmured untruthfully.
"Then how can you talk clearly?"
"I've pushed them to my cheeks." He smiled at him over his shoulder, after watching a bird flutter away.
"Fine whatever, now can you answer my question at least? Why do you always do this?"
"I don't mean to." He looks back up at the canopy of trees. "Maybe I'm not the best partner. I told you that before you hired me." He glances at Leon with a confused look. "Why did you hire me anyway?"
"I don't even know. I think my dad forced me to, I would have hired you anyway."
"Hm. Ok." He didn't sound too convinced, and he just popped another mint into his mouth.
"Sooooooo, can you try not to mess up again please?" He asked.
"You've asked me that twenty other times, and we're not rich yet like you said we would be." He gave him a knowing look.
"Well, I thought you would not mess around with stuff that would get us caught." He replied
"You also said that twenty other times." He sighed as he looked back up at the canopy of trees. "You're such a bummer, y'know."
"Not my fault." He said, "I'm sorry for being mean, Jax."
