Apothecary and Walking EMF Reader

Doc, Seer, Meat

Male, he/him

23? (He has been 23 for 700 years; dermatologists HATE him)

5’5

White

Short, and a little wavy

White eyebrows?

White. He can still see, for some reason.

Human? (wink wink)

Tan

Small

Tattoos of eyes in various places, 4 piercings in each ear

• he’s always cold. Always.


• LOVES snakes. Will see one on the side of the road, pick it up and hold it in his arms until someone makes him let it go


• if he finds an injured snake, he’ll bring it into his shop and help it recover


• snakes love him too


• will deck anyone who hurts someone they care about


• he lives in the upper floor of his shop, which is an old merchant house


• has amassed a lot of trinkets and small things from his travels


• Sometimes still uses slang from the 1400s by accident-


• he can see ‘eyes’. They’re basically just outlines of eyes, and for some reason they’re always on ceilings. He can’t figure out if they’re hallucinations or some sort of weird entities.


• he can feel entities when they’re nearby. He might not be able to tell what it is if he hasn’t encountered it before, but he could tell something’s there


• occasionally gets so into something that he forgets to eat


• if you want a random, probably incoherent message from some demons, he’s the one you ask


• pansexual. Doesn’t care what gender you are, as long as you’re a good hugger and don’t knock over his things

He enjoys his current life. It’s a bit lonely, but it’s peaceful.

• He doesn’t have a very good memory, which is a little ironic.


• he always dresses in victorian-era clothing. This isn’t really a flaw, but it gets him some odd looks.


• he has a lot of issues with self-image. He doesn’t see himself as a very memorable person, and doesn’t understand why someone would enjoy his company.

He despises Jello. He finds it gross.

He can see eyes and random entities, and receive prophetic messages from them. Oh, and he can also make a pretty good grilled cheese. And some awesome tea.

Making things for his shop, dabbling in alchemy, hanging out with snakes, looking out at the rain, making/drinking tea

Introverted Apothecary Necromancer

long-term memory problems, self-esteem issues, mild depression, ptsd from the multiple wars and various trauma he’s experienced

Unsure

Doesn’t really associate with politics, but supports the “eat the rich” notion.

Apothecary

White

French Onion Soup

His shop

The poisons that he’s capable of making

Snakes

Local Sussy Baka

Unknown

Several degrees in medicine, including multiple doctorates, from multiple different colleges and universities. Some of his diplomas date back to the 1100s. The student debt dissolves after about 50 years.

No one seems to remember when he showed up. He’s always kind of been there. Ask anyone who’s been around for over 60 years, and they’ll likely say something like, “oh, that man that worked in the apothecary shop on the east side of town? What about him? He’s worked there for as long as I can remember.” His shop has a variety of healing products, along with an extensive collection of tea blends that he makes himself. His biggest pet peeve is when middle aged antivaxxer
moms come in. He knows that his products can’t solve every problem, despite what these people think, and that there are many ailments that require modern medicine for full recovery. His products are mainly for things like headaches, insomnia, the common cold, allergies, that kind of thing. He is always kind with his customers, but is a bit aloof. He never gives them any trouble.

He’s been around since about 1100. He originally owned a shop somewhere in France, but can’t remember exactly where. He cannot remember when he was born, or if he was ever a child. He, apparently, cannot age.

No permanent pets, but almost always has an injured snake in the shop that he cares for while it recovers.

• “Put the gun away, that’s no way to welcome a guest-”


• “What do you mean, I was in your 7th grade ancient history textbook?”


• “DON’T TOUCH THAT”


• humming ‘it’s just a sussy baka and it cannot be that bad’ while sweeping up the shop


• “Whomst-“


• “I swear, if one more person mocks my outfit I will poison their next order”


• “THIS IS MY ASS-KICKING OUTFIT, BITCH”


• “Memes aren’t exactly a new concept, dude. ‘Your mom’ jokes were really prominent in about 1680. Except it was ‘Thy Mother.’”


• 
  slams door mother mother starts blasting DUNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUH-


• “I have been alive for 700 years,,, and you really think I’m a virgin,,,,,”


• “Sorry Loki, I can’t hear you, there’s a door in the way”

• Istanbul by They Might Be Giants (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rHRd6Cl-tQ)


• This Playlist (https://youtu.be/Ie5koh4qvJc)


• Danse Macabre (will 100% slow dance to this with their significant other)