Female

Bitch from Hell, Satan's Mistress, Narcissistic Soul-Sucking Monster

Antagonist... sort of

37

Emerald green

Neat, straight and parted in the middle, falling to her shoudlers.

Dark Brown

6"2

Very sharp cheebones, beauty spot below her right eye

Slender and womanly

150lbs

White

Despite her tendency to drink too much, pop a Xanax or three and come out with completely outlandish quips like some chaotic trickster god, she is EXTREMELY perceptive about people's weakness and behaviours. She is so intelligent that it's almost sad that it's wasted on her petty schemes to maintain her dictatorial social position. She's an excellent Bridge player and makes a mean martini (even if her preference is a glass of wine). She also has a surprisingly tasteful and classy fashion sense given her uncanny and privileged personality and you can always trust her to give a good backhanded compliment... or just a straight-up insult.

Her therapist said she had Narcissistic Personality Disorder but then she got pissed because she wanted to be a confirmed psychopath so she fired him.

Taking up as much space in a room/chair as possible as a show of dominance, pursing her lips impatiently, swirling her spoon in her cup of tea to appear menacing, narrowing her eyes or widening them maniacally, cackling, scowling, rolling her eyes, sarcasm

This waspy upper class woman takes pleasure in being absolutely awful to people and concocting Machiavellian schemes like a modern day Marquise de Merteuil. Her motivation is to stay superior to everyone around her. She aims to create entertainment for herself through her plots.

Depending on your perspective her cold ruthlessness, critical personality and manipulative, psychotic tendencies are flaws. Her lack of empathy is also simultaneously a strength and a flaw. She is the extremely privileged, entitled, conniving, power-hungry megalomaniac who you love to hate. Sometimes her own hubris can get in her way (although in fairness her arrogance and egotism is well-founded considering her beauty, extreme intellect and impressive scheming abilities.) She is also very blunt and shameless in her insulting of other people and her lavish lifestyle almost completely removes her from normalcy.

She is kind of racist, sexist, homophobic and elitist. Really the only redeeming quality of her prejudice towards most people is that she's completely honest about it.

Casually concocting schemes for entertainment. Manipulating people into doing her bidding. Coming out with witty and biting barbs. Eating in Michelin Star Restaurants. Drinking wine at 10am. Popping pills. Getting her minions to fish for gossip.

Vindictive, mean, conniving, plotting and almost pure evil, Lana would be unbearable if she weren't so fun. Sometimes her insane schemes can have good outcomes and on occasion, her observations and subsequent barbs are completely spot on.

Chardonnay

Her Desert Eagle Handgun

Her Louboutin collection

Yellow, ironically yellow symbolises docility and cowardice

Stay at home wife

Very very VERY Republican

Christianity... when it suits her

Professional Mastermind.... Okay she's a housewife

Private School then finishing college

Born into extreme privilege and then marrying into extreme privilege. There's not much else to know really. Her father was absent often and her mother was a weak-willed imbecile by Lana's own description.

August 13th