Vehicle

Big, boxy crew-cab ratrod truck (may have started out as a Land Cruiser, an International, or a Jeep Gladiator; it's hard to tell) which looks like a hunk of junk but is actually a high-performance offroading vehicle. Owned (and mostly built) by Brandee Kwan.

Large, scraped and dented, matte black spattered with primer. All-in-all looks like it's been attacked by an excavator gone berserk and hastily welded back together. This is not the case.

Spray paint, primer, elbow grease, solder, an industrial-strength roll cage, more elbow grease, saddle-blanket upholstery fabric, big ol' mud tires, a state-of-the-art turbo-diesel engine, even more elbow grease, one hell of a suspension system, and the occasional bottle of sugar-free strawberry syrup.

Approximately five tons.

Probably about ten years before Brandee got her hands on it.

Brandee Kwan cobbled it together out of spare parts from several different trucks. It may look like a hunk of junk, but it's actually a high-performance off-roading vehicle (and surprisingly efficient, in the bargain).

There are various compartments for hiding things. Fatal Error would fit in some of them.