ATTENTION EVERYONE ON NOTEBOOK

Who gave permission for my girlfriend to be that cute?
(Thank you)
That is all

I KNOW RIGHT?

I have the same questions about my fiancé and my guinea pig, Taters. Don't you worry.

I

WANT

ANSWERS

I don't have any. Maybe we can figure out the mysteries of cuteness together.

YES!

Big eyes. My guinea pig has big dark eyes. And floof. He's a furry little potato with legs.

Softness and squishness. My girlfriend has both

Captain is soft. Especially this little spot under his chin. Only he doesn't like being petted there. His belly is super soft, too, but he won't let me touch it, otherwise he jumps around and gets very ticked off. And he's floofy. And somewhat squishy. My fiancé's hair is insanely soft, and insanely floofy. And he, unlike my guinea pig, won't get ticked off if I rub his belly.

girls p r e t t y

BUT WHY DOE

-SCREAMS IN CONFUSION-

All I know is that I'm freaking hot, and I'm sure y'alls are too.

Nice

Here, it's Captain.

AWWWWWWWWWWWW

He's a bean. And he's extremely strange. And I love him.

AHHH CUTENESS

I have sheps too~

Glad you do. My fiancé and Soup Nana isn't particularly fond of them.

Unfortunately, Article 6, Paragraph 2 of the Scrijunb Code says that we're not allowed to send living creatures over the Internet unless we have a 2/3rds vote and/or it's under extremely dire circumstances (i.e. a Code Navy). And as I'm too lazy to get everyone together for a vote right now, I'm afraid I won't be able to "gimme".

He will squeak at you tho.