Battle of the puns

Let the games begin. Only rules are no swearing, nothing inappropriate. And of course, have fun!
Don't flake me for Grant-ed.

The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.

The tie in the rope was knot making my life easier.

Never trust atoms, they make up everything.

Can we not taco bout it?

Stop Joe-ing around @Sorceress. Your pun was Snart-worthy

Stop being so punny.

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass confusion.

This is all totally punintended.

I Googled "how to start a wildfire". I got 48,500 matches.

I guess you could say it spread like wildfire.

((At this point i've forgotten all my old puns and my head is filled with writing stufff URGH.))

Do you need someone to wake you up inside?

((I know, it's terrible.))

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Stop Joe-ing around @Sorceress. Your pun was Snart-worthy

Well, at least that response wasn't as Cold.

Can you withstand the Heatwave?

Bee-utiful

To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!

Do you need an ark? I Noah guy.

I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

I can Cecile that a lot of people love puns.

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

With all these great puns, I'll be punstoppable!

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

I donut know

*slams head against wall *

I saw something flying towards me, then it hit me.